This meme is from
bunney!
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
My best friend Milkshake! At the time, I called myself Chocolate Chunk, her sister Mint Chip, and our joint good friend Cookie Dough. Before he was my boyfriend, then husband, he was called White Chocolate. I'm NOT lying!
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yep, every day! - It's my husband, ya know...
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
If you don't count communion wine, I'll say, never. Straightedge!
4. What was your FIRST job?
The first job that I had where I made actual MONEY was when I was 7 or 8. I filled out tax forms for an accountant in my mom's building. Got paid $20 a day, in the 90s!
5. What was your FIRST car?
A white, 1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
My husband, asking for a ride from school!
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher, tell us about them?
Sra. Rosario. She was Puerto Rican, barely spoke English, and smelled lovely. She was pretty evil though, slammed rulers and pointing sticks down regularly, and punished us by making us stand with our arms out for HOURS.
9. Where did you go on your FIRST air plane ride?
My first ever airplane ride was to Italy, from Detroit. I think it was from Detroit to Amsterdam first, then the flight to Rome, THEN to Naples. It was the greatest flight ever! US Airways, some nice class with personal TVs and like 4 meals.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
I don't remember having a best friend before Milkshake and Cookie Dough. I still talk to them!
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
I think at my cousin Yvonnia's house, or her cousin's house... Her Auntie Barbara's house. I got peed on by a kid literally named Pooh, because we were all piled in a twin matters. Like 5 of us.
12. Who was your FIRST kiss?
His name was Billy. He was a really sick, terrible boy who lived in the flat below mine. I was 5 or 6.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
I've never been in a wedding besides my own!
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Continued reading the fanfic from last night!
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
I won't count going to the Grand Ole Opry, and seeing a young Toby Keith in the hallway singing. My first real concert was at the Joe Louis Arena, Travis Tritt. He came in on a motorcycle, and I had binoculars from a McDonald's happy meal to use!
16. FIRST tattoo?
None, never ever!
17. FIRST piercing?
Ears when I was 4. Mama didn't want me to have them because she thought I'd keloid, but one weekend with my Auntie Charlene and a trip to the West Side mall and I was screaming bloody murder. It was terrible, I didn't want them, and Mama tore her a new one!
18. FIRST foreign country you went to?
Canada. I lived in Detroit! Windsor was like the Promised Land. Green grass, fresh air, nature and bike paths. And happy, nice people. You could see Detroit from the Canada side, and it was like a grey, dead, old city. From the D side, Canada was bright, green, and fresh.
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Snow White...
20. When was your FIRST detention?
MIddle school, 6th grade? I was talking during class with everyone else, during PE. Apparently the teacher was out to get me (I had perfect scores, attendance, and had never had a detention) and I had to clean scuff marks off the walls. It never happened again!
22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Kelly... Something. That was in college, first year. She was very special... From Kansas or North Dakota, had three computers, everything was HERS, played video games nonstop, Final Fantasy all night, came in from classes, ripped her shirt off, and would start Dance Dance Revolution'ing on double mats til 1am. She also had a rope harness, that she would hang herself from while playing video games. Again, I'm not even lying.
23. If you had one wish, what would it be?
For my husband and I to be FILTHY RICH. Money buys all the happiness you can dream of, if you have enough.
24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
How to draw a dress form. I suck at it!
25. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage?
Yep! Oh wait, no. The first man that asked me was someone, while I was visiting Mama for Christmas (worst ever, I might add), from Malta, Italy. I was 14, he said it was old enough!
26. What was the first sport that you were involved in?
Dodgeball? I could dodge well.
27. What were the first lessons you ever took?
Ballet as soon as I could walk.
28. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Put my PJs back on.