Why cats are evil.
dugindeep has been all YAY CATS today, so I feel the need to explain that cats are actually evil.
The other night, my own personal evil cat was sitting on the windowsill above my bed, which I was laying in. He moved, and something fell off the sill, brushing the side of my mouth as it fell. I looked around in the bed for a moment, trying to figure out what it was, when I realized that it wasn't in the bed at all.
IT WAS A GIANT SPIDER ON MY ARM.
I made shrieked and convulsed and the spider fell off my arm and I realized that it was actually DEAD.
DEAD SPIDER ON MY BED.
I shoved it off my bed with the edge of my pillow.
Max hopped down and investigated. Because apparently nothing says FUN like GIANT DEAD SPIDERS.
EVIL CAT.
ETA: One of the cretins at spnstoryfinders wants a story where J2 are gypsies. Hm, why not J2 as Jews? NO I KNOW, J2 AS NEGROS.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
The other night, my own personal evil cat was sitting on the windowsill above my bed, which I was laying in. He moved, and something fell off the sill, brushing the side of my mouth as it fell. I looked around in the bed for a moment, trying to figure out what it was, when I realized that it wasn't in the bed at all.
IT WAS A GIANT SPIDER ON MY ARM.
I made shrieked and convulsed and the spider fell off my arm and I realized that it was actually DEAD.
DEAD SPIDER ON MY BED.
I shoved it off my bed with the edge of my pillow.
Max hopped down and investigated. Because apparently nothing says FUN like GIANT DEAD SPIDERS.
EVIL CAT.
ETA: One of the cretins at spnstoryfinders wants a story where J2 are gypsies. Hm, why not J2 as Jews? NO I KNOW, J2 AS NEGROS.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.