Meme: Let's Talk About Sex
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual. Rough sex brings back some bad memories.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite. And men bring back bad memories.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
For awhile it was everyday, but now… okay it’s still everyday.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Only when the time’s right.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
I prefer it.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I don’t.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
They’re okay.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
If I had a threesie does that count as one night or two?
9. What's your favorite position?
Anything where I can see her eyes.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Maybe it makes me boring, but I like my bed best. It’s very comfortable for snuggling afterwards.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
No. That would be distracting.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Anywhere from a few minutes to an hour or so.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
I care. My partner enjoying themselves first is important to me.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Yes. It’s a very natural expression of enjoyment.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Whatever they’re comfortable with.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
No.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
I don’t like to kiss and tell. Which makes this whole thing sort of ironic in a way.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Laughter.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
I prefer my partner to do that.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I like to get to know the person first.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
I’m not a fan. Bad memories.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Does almost sex with my married ex-wife in the backseat of her husband’s car count?
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I want to hear her say “I love you” during sex.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Yes.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
My partner and her enjoyment.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Top.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
What do I have time for?
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
No. I know what I’m doing at this point.
35. Could you live without sex?
I did. For a long time.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I don’t.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Is there such a thing as typical? On average would be a better way to phrase this question.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Never had a 5-some. Had the others though.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
No. There are cameras. And other cops.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Not sex…
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Hurting my partner.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
In prison. It’s a bad memory.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Does in a parked car count as public?
49. What's your biggest turn on?
A nice smile.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Spit. Prison.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Enough.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
No.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes. I enjoy it every single time.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Prison but that wasn’t really sex.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
3 years.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Yes.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
If I can.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
First time, but we were both inexperienced and just kids.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Anything under 18.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Depends on things, but naked is best.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No. But maybe I should get one and change that.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
A parked car on a street.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Yes, I do. Back seat.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
I do.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Age is just a number. As long as it’s over 18.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It’s more about the woman than the size.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No. Handcuffs and being trapped? Bad memories.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yes.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
That’s very personal.
Sensual. Rough sex brings back some bad memories.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite. And men bring back bad memories.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
For awhile it was everyday, but now… okay it’s still everyday.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Only when the time’s right.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
I prefer it.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I don’t.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
They’re okay.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
If I had a threesie does that count as one night or two?
9. What's your favorite position?
Anything where I can see her eyes.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Maybe it makes me boring, but I like my bed best. It’s very comfortable for snuggling afterwards.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
No. That would be distracting.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Anywhere from a few minutes to an hour or so.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
I care. My partner enjoying themselves first is important to me.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Yes. It’s a very natural expression of enjoyment.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Whatever they’re comfortable with.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
No.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
I don’t like to kiss and tell. Which makes this whole thing sort of ironic in a way.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Laughter.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
I prefer my partner to do that.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I like to get to know the person first.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
I’m not a fan. Bad memories.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Does almost sex with my married ex-wife in the backseat of her husband’s car count?
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I want to hear her say “I love you” during sex.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Yes.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
My partner and her enjoyment.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Top.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
What do I have time for?
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
No. I know what I’m doing at this point.
35. Could you live without sex?
I did. For a long time.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I don’t.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Is there such a thing as typical? On average would be a better way to phrase this question.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Never had a 5-some. Had the others though.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
No. There are cameras. And other cops.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Not sex…
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Hurting my partner.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
In prison. It’s a bad memory.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Does in a parked car count as public?
49. What's your biggest turn on?
A nice smile.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Spit. Prison.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Enough.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
No.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes. I enjoy it every single time.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Prison but that wasn’t really sex.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
3 years.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Yes.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
If I can.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
First time, but we were both inexperienced and just kids.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Anything under 18.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Depends on things, but naked is best.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No. But maybe I should get one and change that.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
A parked car on a street.
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Yes, I do. Back seat.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
I do.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Age is just a number. As long as it’s over 18.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It’s more about the woman than the size.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No. Handcuffs and being trapped? Bad memories.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yes.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
That’s very personal.