"Some days you remind me of Charlie Brown..." KTJETI
A letter from The Rulers of the Earth.
Dudes.
Humans are self absorbed pesky little things, eager to assume their "importance" and...and well just be overly important. Humans should learn some resect for us!! WE are the ones that should take over your little planet-looking object, to help us SUCEED IN RULING THE WORLD! Obviously, we were meant to. We're obviously the most important species like EVER. Duh. Like, unspoken.
Humans really do need to learn how to treat their shyte better. It just doesn't work if you're determained to yuki up our planet before we take over. We'll have like no resources left. But then again, we don't need resources. We're better than you. We don't rely on this thing you call "technology". You see, we rely on instincts.
Humans really need to learn what the term, "Till death due us part" means. It doesn't mean that you take that lightly. Unless your literally in a goshdarn body bag after being ripped to pieces by us, you ARE married. It's not a legal thing. It's that you made a promise to your betters (us) and you're going to keep that promise, even if you die and become a vampire. Because vampires do exist. And if your fortunate enough to become one, you can go thank us by actually keeping a promise that you'll actually have something to live for until you die. Besides, if your partner dies first you get shyte anyway. So get married and stay married, darn you stupid creatures!!
Okay. Let's get this straight. All the aruguing you idiots do just needs to stop. If you blow up your betters' (us) planet, you will be punished. And you will die. And no turning vampire. That will get you even more trouble. And it will hurt when you die. So there.
We're better than you by a lot.
Sincerly,
Your betters
ps. we may contact you later about the issue of "birth control". We'd like to know your methods (NOT THAT WE doNT KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO, WE JUST WAnT TO KNOW SOMTHING WE SORT OF KNOW- BUT WE ARE STILL MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!)
Dudes.
Humans are self absorbed pesky little things, eager to assume their "importance" and...and well just be overly important. Humans should learn some resect for us!! WE are the ones that should take over your little planet-looking object, to help us SUCEED IN RULING THE WORLD! Obviously, we were meant to. We're obviously the most important species like EVER. Duh. Like, unspoken.
Humans really do need to learn how to treat their shyte better. It just doesn't work if you're determained to yuki up our planet before we take over. We'll have like no resources left. But then again, we don't need resources. We're better than you. We don't rely on this thing you call "technology". You see, we rely on instincts.
Humans really need to learn what the term, "Till death due us part" means. It doesn't mean that you take that lightly. Unless your literally in a goshdarn body bag after being ripped to pieces by us, you ARE married. It's not a legal thing. It's that you made a promise to your betters (us) and you're going to keep that promise, even if you die and become a vampire. Because vampires do exist. And if your fortunate enough to become one, you can go thank us by actually keeping a promise that you'll actually have something to live for until you die. Besides, if your partner dies first you get shyte anyway. So get married and stay married, darn you stupid creatures!!
Okay. Let's get this straight. All the aruguing you idiots do just needs to stop. If you blow up your betters' (us) planet, you will be punished. And you will die. And no turning vampire. That will get you even more trouble. And it will hurt when you die. So there.
We're better than you by a lot.
Sincerly,
Your betters
ps. we may contact you later about the issue of "birth control". We'd like to know your methods (NOT THAT WE doNT KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO, WE JUST WAnT TO KNOW SOMTHING WE SORT OF KNOW- BUT WE ARE STILL MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!)