Live. Breath. Don't die.
Wow. I heart SO many people.
All this school shiz sucks ass.
FAR too much homework.
But I heart first period because of a certain person.
I heart second period because I have friends.
I heart third block because I have some nice people in my class.
I don't heart fourth block so much, but I like the curriculum. Damn straight.
I was sooo pessimistic and pissed like five minutes ago-THEN KATIE JETTE CALLED ME! WHOA! TALK ABOUT FREAKING GONNA DIE HAPPY!
DUDE! I AM SOOOOO FREAKING HYPER RIGHT NOW!
Okay...stop time.
Wow, I am SO sore from yesterdays weight training. Haha, Ingrid and I thought we did like 30 pounds, but it was actualy like more then a hundred.....so THAT's why it was kinda heavy.....
Then I just had to chase two dogs through the woods, because my neighbors are complete idiots. EW!
But I can't wait until tomorrow cuz I might be able to see the person I vant!! hahahaha!
okay. in the light of happiness, I shall put in a story, dedicated to none other then.
YOU! (good luck to those who actually get why this is relevent)
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
All this school shiz sucks ass.
FAR too much homework.
But I heart first period because of a certain person.
I heart second period because I have friends.
I heart third block because I have some nice people in my class.
I don't heart fourth block so much, but I like the curriculum. Damn straight.
I was sooo pessimistic and pissed like five minutes ago-THEN KATIE JETTE CALLED ME! WHOA! TALK ABOUT FREAKING GONNA DIE HAPPY!
DUDE! I AM SOOOOO FREAKING HYPER RIGHT NOW!
Okay...stop time.
Wow, I am SO sore from yesterdays weight training. Haha, Ingrid and I thought we did like 30 pounds, but it was actualy like more then a hundred.....so THAT's why it was kinda heavy.....
Then I just had to chase two dogs through the woods, because my neighbors are complete idiots. EW!
But I can't wait until tomorrow cuz I might be able to see the person I vant!! hahahaha!
okay. in the light of happiness, I shall put in a story, dedicated to none other then.
YOU! (good luck to those who actually get why this is relevent)
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"