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[10frozenheavens]

Captain Kurotsuchi found out that I have developed online associations via Livejournal. He really could care less that I'm getting too involved with humans, which is not only against the rules but also something I always warn others not to do... Rather, Kurotsuchi is interested in using you all for his guinea pigs. He is blackmailing me into doing

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[pinkkittencandy]

Will there be candy?

[10frozenheavens]

*is tempted to say yes*

No. >.>

[pinkkittencandy]

Shoot. *snaps fingers* Well... back to the candy factory I go! *zooms off*

[wily_willywonka]

Hey! Don't eat up Fudge Mountain! I have to harvest that you know!

[pinkkittencandy]

Yeah! Harvest into my mouth!

[wily_willywonka]

I'm surprised you haven't popped like a balloon. 'Kay. Don't have too much fun.

[pinkkittencandy]

*is gone*

*an oompa loompa informs him that she's had to be put in the toffee puller for having swollen up to a county-fair prize winning sized watermelon - three times*

[wily_willywonka]

*Face falls.* Oh dear.