Captain Kurotsuchi found out that I have developed online associations via Livejournal. He really could care less that I'm getting too involved with humans, which is not only against the rules but also something I always warn others not to do... Rather, Kurotsuchi is interested in using you all for his guinea pigs. He is blackmailing me into doing an advertisement for him.
There is a "clinical trial" he wishes to conduct. To what aims, I'm not sure... Needless to say, it's probably going to be a horrific scientific experiment rather than dosing you up with placebo. Nemu, his lieutenant, assures me that half of the volunteers will receive placebos.
Do you dare? It would mean a trip to Soul Society, but... you might not come back alive - or as yourself...
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