*phone rings*
Me: Yay! Maybe it's a job offer!!
Budgie: Don't touch my girlfriend!
Me: Senor Coconut! Cut it out! I need my phone!!
Budgie: RAWR! GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!
Me: Fuck off! I need my phone! You suck!
Budgie: [trying to bite me] I LOVE HER GET AWAY!
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