My naughty conversation with Santa
I was talking to Graphiksman and I happen to ding Santa on AIM. Which I might add you can add him which is cool. But my conversation with the help of him kinda got..um...naughty.
Melinda3792: hi santa
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
Melinda3792: yes!
SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.
Melinda3792 wants to directly connect.
SantaClaus is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
Live Video is not supported by your buddy's IM program.
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Melinda3792: hey santa? can I ask you a question?
SantaClaus: Ask away.
Melinda3792: are you a boy or girl
SantaClaus: You're full of mischief.
Melinda3792: Do you want to get Mischievious with me?
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
Melinda3792: I want you though.
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
Melinda3792: tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this. So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
Melinda3792: You.
SantaClaus:I suspect that's not all!
Melinda3792: I think your hot.
SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be?
Melinda3792: You in a big fat bow with nothing else.
SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.
Melinda3792: come on santa lets not play games. I know you want me.
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
Melinda3792: So u do want me then.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
Melinda3792: you like me don't you.
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Melinda3792: sure
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
Melinda3792: only if it shows you naked
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Melinda3792: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
Melinda3792: well it certainly doesn't have you on that list now does it
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Melinda3792: cause all I want for christmas is you.
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
Melinda3792: pie. lots of pie.
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
Melinda3792: My friend wants pie.
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
Melinda3792: DO you know what pie is?
SantaClaus: If you think I do.
Melinda3792: pie is fresh
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
Melinda3792: sure
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
Melinda3792: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
Melinda3792: pie
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
Melinda3792: I jsut want pie
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Melinda3792: pie want
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Melinda3792: santa can I ask you something
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
Melinda3792: Why don't you call me sweetheart when we make love?
SantaClaus: Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: You to make sweet love to me
SantaClaus: Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: hey santa?
SantaClaus: I'm glad you're here. Have you done something to spread the holiday spirit to someone in need today?
Melinda3792: I want to spread it to you baby
SantaClaus: Is that all, now?
Melinda3792: I want you to ride me like the pony I am
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. !
Melinda3792: I want you to put me in leather and spank me like a bad girl I have been.
SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
Melinda3792: no but it is getting me into the mood
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
Melinda3792: ohh but being bad is good.
SantaClaus: Pardon?
Melinda3792: You like it don't you.
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
Melinda3792: Were you dancing naked?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Melinda3792: when you were dancing.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Melinda3792: were you naked
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Melinda3792: k.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Melinda3792: Cause you make me horny. You in that big old red suit.
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
Melinda3792: hey santa?
SantaClaus:Hello again.
Melinda3792: Can I have a dildo for Christmas?
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct!
Melinda3792: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
Melinda3792: Can I have your lump?
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
Melinda3792: Do you have any female elves. I want to get with one of them.
SantaClaus: I think you know.
Melinda3792: Santa your an ass.
SantaClaus: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!
Melinda3792: I want gay elves.
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. !
Melinda3792: I want them to lick me in places they shouldn't.
SantaClaus: Is that all, now?
Melinda3792: Can they spank me hard?
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully.
Melinda3792: tell satan
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
Melinda3792: music
SantaClaus: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape
Melinda3792: tell santana
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more?
Melinda3792: How about I just get naked for you and dance around.
SantaClaus:
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL
Melinda3792: ohh santa?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Melinda3792: I want Ben Wah beads please.
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
Melinda3792: tell santa
SantaClaus: So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted!
Melinda3792: Ben-Wah beads.
SantaClaus: What else is at the top of your list?
Melinda3792: Strap-on
SantaClaus: What would your last Christmas wish be?
Melinda3792: Rubberized play suit.
SantaClaus: All right, that's plenty of wishes.
Melinda3792: and santa?
SantaClaus: Yes?
Melinda3792: I still want you.
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.
Melinda3792: bye Santa. Dream sweet baby.
SantaClaus: Good bye and don't forget this is the time of year to reflect, be with family, and wish other's peace and goodness. Merry Christmas to you!
Melinda3792: love you.
SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: just you but goodbye.
SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
Melinda3792: bye.
SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!
Melinda3792: hi santa
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
Melinda3792: yes!
SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.
Melinda3792 wants to directly connect.
SantaClaus is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
Live Video is not supported by your buddy's IM program.
Live Video is not supported by your buddy's IM program.
Melinda3792: hey santa? can I ask you a question?
SantaClaus: Ask away.
Melinda3792: are you a boy or girl
SantaClaus: You're full of mischief.
Melinda3792: Do you want to get Mischievious with me?
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
Melinda3792: I want you though.
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
Melinda3792: tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this. So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
Melinda3792: You.
SantaClaus:I suspect that's not all!
Melinda3792: I think your hot.
SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be?
Melinda3792: You in a big fat bow with nothing else.
SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.
Melinda3792: come on santa lets not play games. I know you want me.
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
Melinda3792: So u do want me then.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
Melinda3792: you like me don't you.
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Melinda3792: sure
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
Melinda3792: only if it shows you naked
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Melinda3792: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
Melinda3792: well it certainly doesn't have you on that list now does it
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Melinda3792: cause all I want for christmas is you.
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
Melinda3792: pie. lots of pie.
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
Melinda3792: My friend wants pie.
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
Melinda3792: DO you know what pie is?
SantaClaus: If you think I do.
Melinda3792: pie is fresh
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
Melinda3792: sure
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
Melinda3792: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
Melinda3792: pie
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
Melinda3792: I jsut want pie
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Melinda3792: pie want
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Melinda3792: santa can I ask you something
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
Melinda3792: Why don't you call me sweetheart when we make love?
SantaClaus: Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: You to make sweet love to me
SantaClaus: Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: hey santa?
SantaClaus: I'm glad you're here. Have you done something to spread the holiday spirit to someone in need today?
Melinda3792: I want to spread it to you baby
SantaClaus: Is that all, now?
Melinda3792: I want you to ride me like the pony I am
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. !
Melinda3792: I want you to put me in leather and spank me like a bad girl I have been.
SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
Melinda3792: no but it is getting me into the mood
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
Melinda3792: ohh but being bad is good.
SantaClaus: Pardon?
Melinda3792: You like it don't you.
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
Melinda3792: Were you dancing naked?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Melinda3792: when you were dancing.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Melinda3792: were you naked
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Melinda3792: k.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Melinda3792: Cause you make me horny. You in that big old red suit.
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
Melinda3792: hey santa?
SantaClaus:Hello again.
Melinda3792: Can I have a dildo for Christmas?
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct!
Melinda3792: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
Melinda3792: Can I have your lump?
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
Melinda3792: Do you have any female elves. I want to get with one of them.
SantaClaus: I think you know.
Melinda3792: Santa your an ass.
SantaClaus: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!
Melinda3792: I want gay elves.
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. !
Melinda3792: I want them to lick me in places they shouldn't.
SantaClaus: Is that all, now?
Melinda3792: Can they spank me hard?
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully.
Melinda3792: tell satan
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
Melinda3792: music
SantaClaus: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape
Melinda3792: tell santana
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more?
Melinda3792: How about I just get naked for you and dance around.
SantaClaus:
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL
Melinda3792: ohh santa?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Melinda3792: I want Ben Wah beads please.
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
Melinda3792: tell santa
SantaClaus: So, you forgot something, eh? Ho Ho! What would you like this time? Give me one item at a time, I'm exhausted!
Melinda3792: Ben-Wah beads.
SantaClaus: What else is at the top of your list?
Melinda3792: Strap-on
SantaClaus: What would your last Christmas wish be?
Melinda3792: Rubberized play suit.
SantaClaus: All right, that's plenty of wishes.
Melinda3792: and santa?
SantaClaus: Yes?
Melinda3792: I still want you.
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.
Melinda3792: bye Santa. Dream sweet baby.
SantaClaus: Good bye and don't forget this is the time of year to reflect, be with family, and wish other's peace and goodness. Merry Christmas to you!
Melinda3792: love you.
SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. Is there anything else you would like?
Melinda3792: just you but goodbye.
SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.
Melinda3792: bye.
SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!