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OKC put this guy in my quiver and I am so horrified/amused that I must share with you. Meet "fallengiant." Go ahead, I'll wait while you read it. Really.
All of his OKC pics except the one of the man in front of the US flag (which is supposedly the giant himself) were illustrations of giants stalking or capturing women, except for two that were illustrations of angels. I flagged those fuckers though.
While I was laughing, mr_rubix popped online, so I shared the, um, love with him, remarking that I thought the guy was a serial killer in waiting. Quoth mr_rubix: "I don't think he is a serial killer in waiting."
I was about to say, "That's because you haven't seen his profile," but then I thought "Wait. There's a punchline." mr_rubix did not disappoint me, he followed with, "I don't think there is any waiting involved."
After I recovered, I shared my exciting news: "So, yeah, I totally messaged him and we have a date tonight. I am meeting him at the old abandoned train station, that's totally safe, right? He said it would be romantic."
mr_rubix: "Awesome! It has totally been excellent getting to know you!"
Bonus entry: his MySpace. Choice quotes include:
I Have been writing on the internet for years. I have two interests, two obsessions, and two loves. I love Fallen Angels. I love female bodybuilders. THEY BELONG TOGETHER
and
The last book that I read was entitled the "Obsession." It was about a man who fell in love with a stranger. He risked everything to be with her. Because he was in love, he did not care what other people thought, and he was willing to sacrifice himself for her. Obsession is love. LOVE is SACRIFICE.
There are also many stills from King Kong. And one album creepily titled "Dream of Cages."
mr_rubix: "This guy has an attic full of body parts."
reptilegrrl: "Only cause we don't have basements in TX ;)"
mr_rubix: "An attic AND a back 40 full of odd-shaped bumps."
reptilegrrl: "Is it wrong that I am creeped out that his Myspace mood is 'hungry'? I mean, am I reading into that, or is it right for me to be very disturbed?"
mr_rubix: "Wrong? No. It *may* be wrong that you haven't forwarded all of these to the local cops in his area with a note that says 'OH COME THE FUCK ON SERIOUSLY?'"
I started to worry that I would wake R up with my laughing, really.
All of his OKC pics except the one of the man in front of the US flag (which is supposedly the giant himself) were illustrations of giants stalking or capturing women, except for two that were illustrations of angels. I flagged those fuckers though.
While I was laughing, mr_rubix popped online, so I shared the, um, love with him, remarking that I thought the guy was a serial killer in waiting. Quoth mr_rubix: "I don't think he is a serial killer in waiting."
I was about to say, "That's because you haven't seen his profile," but then I thought "Wait. There's a punchline." mr_rubix did not disappoint me, he followed with, "I don't think there is any waiting involved."
After I recovered, I shared my exciting news: "So, yeah, I totally messaged him and we have a date tonight. I am meeting him at the old abandoned train station, that's totally safe, right? He said it would be romantic."
mr_rubix: "Awesome! It has totally been excellent getting to know you!"
Bonus entry: his MySpace. Choice quotes include:
I Have been writing on the internet for years. I have two interests, two obsessions, and two loves. I love Fallen Angels. I love female bodybuilders. THEY BELONG TOGETHER
and
The last book that I read was entitled the "Obsession." It was about a man who fell in love with a stranger. He risked everything to be with her. Because he was in love, he did not care what other people thought, and he was willing to sacrifice himself for her. Obsession is love. LOVE is SACRIFICE.
There are also many stills from King Kong. And one album creepily titled "Dream of Cages."
mr_rubix: "This guy has an attic full of body parts."
reptilegrrl: "Only cause we don't have basements in TX ;)"
mr_rubix: "An attic AND a back 40 full of odd-shaped bumps."
reptilegrrl: "Is it wrong that I am creeped out that his Myspace mood is 'hungry'? I mean, am I reading into that, or is it right for me to be very disturbed?"
mr_rubix: "Wrong? No. It *may* be wrong that you haven't forwarded all of these to the local cops in his area with a note that says 'OH COME THE FUCK ON SERIOUSLY?'"
I started to worry that I would wake R up with my laughing, really.