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[snakeycakes]

Characters: Roger, Snake
What: REAL MAN CONTEST YAHHHH (aka: Snake talks about something and Roger is bored)
Where: The Geography classroom in which no classes have been held
Rating: M FOR MANLY! Er, I mean, I doubt this log will turn risque at all. Really.

Comments

[manliestmenodix]

Roger seductively slipped his suspenders from his shoulders wait no

Roger was excited about Geography! Oh yeah, and Scrooge decided to give all his money to charity too. Roger was considering preparing for this contest, but it wasn't as if he'd have to. Geography was about the most boring thing he could think of. He already knew where everything important was, so why did any of the rest matter? It didn't, and he was gonna prove it, and that lummox was gonna learn what it meant to be a real man.

He opened the door of the classroom without knocking, briskly walked over to the desks, and scampered up onto the chair. "Let the Real Man Contest begin!"

And then he put his head down on the desk and began to snore.

[snakeycakes]

What awww

"Good, you're here--" Snake started, but then...oh, c'mon. Did he really just do that? "...What are you doing?"

[manliestmenodix]

If Snake listened closely, Roger's snores might sound suspiciously like "Figure it out yourself, ya moron."

[snakeycakes]

Snake frowned angrily, crossing his arms. "I think sleeping through the contest constitutes as forfeiting."

[manliestmenodix]

If Snake listened very closely, Roger's snores might sound suspiciously like "It's not my fault if geography is so boring I fall asleep just thinking about it. It's your challenge to try and interest me, so get to it. You've only got 59 minutes left, stupid."