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[just a convo between Seiichi and Siri]
Siri, locate Sanada Genichirou.
I'm sorry, Seiichi, that person is not within the range of Island Wifi.
But he was just here.
There is no record of a Sanada Genichirou in the network.
Bugger him!
I understand you want to engage in homosexual intercourse with him.
Shit! No! Forget it.
I will forget it.
Right. Locate Yanagi Renji.
I'm sorry, Seiichi, that ( Read more... ) -
Hurricane whatever-her-name-is can bite me
I'm having to keep Siri in a Ziploc bag. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, WEATHER DEITIES.
Much more rain and it's going to wash out the gardens. Also unacceptable.
At least I'm catching up on sleep and that keeps my mind off the US Open going on without me, sadface.
[So I answered that thing]
1. Who is your best friend? Renji and Genichirou
2. Who is your arch nemesis? I don't really ( Read more... ) -
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Woke up with sand in my hair. So glad I can turn off Siri's noises, I think my head might explode if I heard things above a whisper.
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE
I DO NOTTTTTTTTTTT HAVE WON. UN. ONE
BUT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE IS UNDER IT.
I WIN.
I WANT PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZES.
WHAT DID YOU SAY, SIRI? DRINK MOAR? I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111 -
Plant Foraging Avengers, Assemble!
Come join me so we can find more food.
Siri, I need some visuals for the group.
I found this for you:
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Sanada F. Genichirou
We need to talk. -
It's a little like camp, only not
Renji kindly cut me down out of the tree and we even managed to salvage the parasail. (Rope and butterfly nylon will come in handy later.) The ball of bounce known as Akutagawa-kun presented me with a basket and I've found myself a corner of cave space. Bruised in several places, but none the overall worse for wear.
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[Voice message transcribed by Siri] I AM GOING TO DIE
I do not know how the [edited for profanity] I have the presence of mind to yank my phone out and start shouting at it, but if I'm going to either fly off into the sky ([edited for profanity]ing impossible, I know, but try pinwheeling somewhere in the [edited for profanity] atmosphere with a parasail and no tow rope; it radically alters your world ( Read more... )
