The Geek tried to "fix" the DVR/DVD player. It was working fine. It recorded, stored and played the small amount of tv I watch. I only watch a small amount of tv because I only get a small amount of tv, basic cable ( Read more... )

Or The Twilight Zone? No, just Home Depot. Employees were helpful, pleastant, downright cheerful. I think somebody spiked the water cooler with happy juice.

Saratoga canceled the Thriller dance.

I've pissed the Universe off.

1. The closing on the house has been delayed again.
2. I'll have no time to scrub and paint the new house when we finally do close.
3. The movers are mad at me because I've rescheduled three times now.
4. And I'm too busy packing to go to Saratoga for the Thriller dance on Saturday.

Somebody call me a

For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller.

Anybody interested?

Everybody knows old Joe. He's a crusty old republican. A career politician, corrupt to the bone. I think he's an ass.

He stalled Gov. Spitzer's marriage bill in committee, refusing it let the bill go to the Senate for a vote, even after the Assembly passed it.

Old Joe has changed him mind.

The henna is glopped on my head. There's no turning back now. Red hair, here I come.

Why didn't anyone tell me it itches?

I am the proud owner of a lawn mower. Tomorrow, I will destroy the deer tick haven the lawn has become ( Read more... )

The New Kids on the Block are playing at SPAC!!!

I haz a netbook! An Asus EeePC 900B, B for Best Buy. It's blue. And teeny. And I luvs it.

Thank you, Geek.