• They say that if you don't smoke, don't drink and don't go out with women, you live longer. Actually it only seems longer. (Mark Twain)
• Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them to do. (G.B.Shaw)
• The climate of England has been the world's most powerful colonizing impulse. (Russell ( Read more... )

Гаврош ест шкурки от картошки в мундире и виноград.

Ну, что за кот!

* Life begins at forty but so do lumbago, arthritis, bad eyesight and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.

* Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found so will be prosecuted. (Sign board)

* Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

* America is a country that doesn't ( Read more... )

В клинике:

"У вас очень красивые вены. В них так легко попасть!"

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Коша моя поразила меня сегодня в самое сердце своей сообразительностью ( Read more... )

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In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

At a Budapest zoo: "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY."

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