Cast Irony

[yarbiedoll]

I usually let Bird out of his cage while I'm cleaning it so that he can fly around and exercise his wings. Usually, he heads straight for the top of the step-back cupboard which is in the room where his cage resides. Today, he made a bee-line (I guess that's bird-line) for the kitchen. drmellow will surely appreciate where he chose to land...

Comments

[drmellow]

I keep telling you that he *wants* to be in the frying pan....

[yarbiedoll]

Stop fantasizing about the tastiness of my sheltered, pampered, premium grain-fed bird. Wait a minute...

[drmellow]

Realistically, though, it would be a lot of work for only a little meat.

But I bet it would be some really good meat....

[yarbiedoll]

I didn't complain when you ordered the quail as an appetizer the other night. But, exactly: It was only an appetizer.

PS. Bird says he doesn't want to be friends anymore.

[yesimthegirl]

*singing*
I bring home the bacon
and fry it up in a pan

[yarbiedoll]

Oy. Thanks for getting that stuck in my head.

[yesimthegirl]

You're welcome, since poor Bird got it stuck in my head.