Bitch, moan, urgh. Why do I keep thinking it will be a good idea ( Read more... )

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I just gave frank and honest feedback as a customer who respects the establishment and wants to see them happy.... my steak was dry and overcooked, the waitress cleaned about 4 tables and dicked about for a good 25 minutes before offering coffees, and there was no toilet paper in my cubicle ( Read more... )

Stupid ironman has blocked my stupid car in so I can't get it until the finish of the bike leg at 5pm. The whole town has gone lycra crazy, there are people in bike pants and sports nylon everywhere ( Read more... )

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Contact with facial skin may cause facial numbness.I'm de-lousing the house. It's strangely satisfying watching them come scurrying out of their newly toxined homes only to meet the long-reach nozzle of DOOM. Shhht, POW, they drop dead. The bigger, stronger ones last a measly second or two, waving and trying to run. Cackle cackle cackle ( Read more... )

BTW the same humble eraser will also remove the scuffs from your monstrous shoe collection on the back of your rental house cupboard.

Did yo uknow it is possible to revive RAM simply by rubbing it with a pencil eraser? We got the dreaded beep of doom about 6 weeks ago and had to removed a 512 stick. Turns out it just wanted a light rubbing and it's back in action. Go me!

Toby takes his modem with him this afternoon, and after that I am internetless for up to 2 weeks. You would think in this day and age it could happen quicker than that. I wonder if work will let me study there after 5pm next week to catch up on the 6 weeks of uni I've neglected so far ( Read more... )