There needs to be an epic fashion reality show that combines project runway, shear genius, and next top model. there will be models trying to take good pictures while stylists and designers compete to cut the models hair and sew the outfits for them. the show wont be practical at all and every episode will just be a clusterfuck but will make for ( Read more... )

Copy/pasted from his facebook
Should the United States end its trade embargo on Cuba?

Michael's position: No, it should remain the same
Michael's statement: Trade embargos are effective means of dealing with nations. It hurts that the people aren't getting the food they need, but that is not our fault. We are not responsible for every nation. There ( Read more... )

Kristal: "Why are we hanging out in the parking lot when we could be haning out at the apartment with beer?"

Bro at the party (refering to pregnancy): "I couldn't imagine not being able to drink for 9 months"

New Post-modern joke:

*cousin's uncle (no relation) is drunk can't remember how to tell a joke. he makes several atempts to start it but it can' ( Read more... )

I just caught the end of it on Stars family or something. Here are some of the things I learned fro mthe last 20 minutes:

It'd be totaly sweet if ever adult dissapeared becuase then we could have a giant party!

any group of kids are easy to lead.

"dont you see! Ivan Ooze is evil! He's brainwashing you all and kidnapping our parents!" and  they are all ( Read more... )

I was just out watching rob and big in my grandparents' living room when i see my grandma comming out of my bedroom carrying a pringles can, some trash, and a can of Dr. Pepper. I saw this comming from the day I bought it.

"I'll take that can"

"oh. I was just going to put in in the refrigerator for you. you want it warm?"

"yeah..."

then as I am about ( Read more... )

This is the kid we have been letting stay with us for the past few weeks

(this is his current facebook picture)


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Witches of Eastwhick?

more like the

Bitches of EastDICK

also, hearts are really arrows with a butt
<3

Rainy days are good for chillin' and listening to records

The Gaurdian was the only news site that had this report on the front page.

tl;dr-- the pentagon finally acknowleged that there is no evidence that Saddam had ties with al-Queda.

Apperently ABCnews broke the story but I wondered if I could find any other news site that had this story on its front page. First stop: CNN.com. Turns out they didn't (at ( Read more... )

            “Give me back my fucking cats!”
            “Put down the gun, detective. I don’t think you want your little friends to get hurt.”

I stood there, pointing my gun at him, unflinching. I stared at the man who I had been chasing for the past three days, trying to think what to do.

I brought my firearm down to the roof of the ( Read more... )