Crack!Fic: Fashion Has No Mercy

[xlivvielockex]

Title: Fashion Has No Mercy
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: R
Fandom: Project Runway (Season 5)
WARNINGS!: RPFS, spanking, adult situations, spoilers for season 5 finale of Project Runway, mentions of Germans
Word Count: 1354
Characters/Pairing (if any): Nina Garcia/Kenley Collins, with an appearance by Tim Gunn
Genre/Summary: Crack!fic. Nina punishes Kenley for

Comments

[diseased_inside]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I love you baby.

[xlivvielockex]

I knew you would get a good chuckle out of this.

Frankly, I’m a little concerned

[vicki_bmore]

Your Tim was so on point I could see him there analyzing Nina's S&M technique.

Tim pursed his lips, bringing a hand up to his face, a single finger touching his lips. “Frankly, I’m a little concerned.”

On a personal note:
I enjoyed the wave themed outfits from the girl who won but to me it was just too much of the same thing over and over, But I liked Katyo's stuff better. I would wear the long green dress or the white pants suit any day of the week. As a matter of fact I could wear almost all her stuff but that ugly bridesmaids gown she made before the finale and that one hooker short dress in that uglier shade of green.

Re: Frankly, I’m a little concerned

[xlivvielockex]

Tim is the king and it's a good thing that Nina took his advice to heart. LOL

I liked Korto's stuff better too but the pleating that LeAnne did hasn't really been seen before, not done that way, so that's why I think she edged out Korto. If you take away the styling, accessories, the color, just go on silouette alone, LeAnne's stuff was slightly more fashion forward.

[khyri]

I'd appreciate this more if I could bring myself to see any sexuality in Nina. But I just can't :(

[xlivvielockex]

Not even as a leather clad dominatrix? I could totally see that but I can't see her having any sort of vanilla sex or sex at all. I see her making people lick her boots before she puts fishhooks in their nipples. LOL

[lizzelda]

Oh, man. I think I love you. I laughed so loud I think my neighbor could hear me through the wall. But I've been wondering, week after week, after that horrific Aquarius monstrosity - how Kenley kept making it through? How did she beat out Jerrel? And now ... I know ...

And btw, your Tim was beyond hysterical.

I am so memeing this for whenever I need a laugh.

[xlivvielockex]

I was so giggling when I was writing it and I knew I had to bring Tim in to give his point of view. Man knows everything about everything.

And this is the ONLY way Kenley should have been allowed to stay. Her stuff was AWFUL.

[nikkiwawa79]

OMFG THIS REQUIRES MAD CAPS!! CLASSIC FUCKING FIC, DUDE!!!

This was hilarious. You had all the voices, perfectly. LOL Some actions/quotes I loved:

Tim pursed his lips, bringing a hand up to his face, a single finger touching his lips. “Frankly, I’m a little concerned.”

Kenley winced. “Yes, anything. I mean, as long as it doesn’t compromise my design aesthetic.”

I could hear that nausel-y fucking voice in my head!!!!!

“Now, now. If you are going to defend yourself, you need to do better than that. Your choice was bland. I am underwelmed.”

SO NINA! I love Nina.

This is made of epic win ♥

[xlivvielockex]

Awww, you are totally making me blush! This was just supposed to be a joking around fic so I'm so glad that you thought it was hilarious. I had to bring Tim in there. How could I not?

And Nina's a ball buster. Kenley's lucky that she didn't end up with an Elle magazine stuffed in her mouth, dropped off naked and bound in Chelsea.