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[xcheckmatex]

Draco Malfoy is a slimy git. And that's really all there is to be said at this point.

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[angstproblem]

Ron, how long have we known this? Six years? Aren't we just being redundant at this point?

[angstproblem]

RON, DON'T.

Seeing as Hermione seems to be ignoring her pribbling thing - too busy snogging her copy of Hogwarts: A History, I expect - I'll have to assume her duty of talking you out of stupid things. Mostly because she'd probably hurt me if I don't. I think she's been working out this summer, she punched me in the arm in Diagon Alley the other day and it left quite a bruise. Do you want me to sustain serious injury on account of your own duelling??

[xcheckmatex]

Hermione punched you? Nice going, Harry, what have you done this time?

And just because you're obviously my second doesn't mean I'll even need to use you... hopefully...

[angstproblem]

I only said she'd do well to think less about spew and more about things that are actually important. Clearly she overreacted.

[xcheckmatex]

Brave thing to say, mate. Well, as I always say, better you than me.

[angstproblem]

Not so much brave as incredibly stupid - had momentarily forgotten how touchy she gets about elf rights. Mad woman.

[affluent_snob]

What theory? That you can hex yourself with your own wand?

Sounds like a lovely idea. Don't wait for me to start, just go ahead and do it.

[wimbourne_mac]

Merlin Weasley, are you even wearing trousers in that icon?!

[xcheckmatex]

YES I AM!! STOP THINKING ABOUT ME NAKED!

[wimbourne_mac]

Well, that's good then. Wouldn't want to have to wank before lessons or I might be late.

SUSAN! STOP SAYING THESE I wanna DOOOO you, Weasley! HORRIBLE THINGS OVER MY SHOULDER AND MAKING MY PRIBBLER MAKE LEWD COMMENTS! Oww! That's it, Macmillan! I'm going to hex you a new--