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[fireburned]

i promise xana the next question i ask will be about something utterly pointless, like how to take revenge on somebody who keeps plastering porn on all your electronics. you could call it a porny revengebut first i need a job. not in the 'eh sure would be nice to have pocket change' way but the 'if you dont get a fucking job ill make you regret

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[essadi]

Ah
ha.

I realise
I no longer recollect
when I learned how to read.

Still no regrets
somehow.

As ever unable to relate, and yet
I will not be quiet
a common problem
I expect.

Here is the question;

what can you do
that no one else does?

[fireburned]

hey darling, how you been?

i guess i dont know. im so used to focusing on what a fuckup i am that i dont know what im good at. besides fucking up. ive never done anything that counts as a job skill.

[essadi]

A little stagnant perhaps.
Sometimes I can't tell.

I would blame age
but that would be a lie too verbose.

It seems your own life has changed?

And course you have
it has just not occurred to you yet
perhaps it will.

You don't have to sit in a classroom
to learn useful things.

Perhaps someone could take you on as an apprentice
if nothing else.

[fireburned]

maybe you should come round in person some more. xanadu aint all that stagnant

yeah i gotta place to stay and someone staying there with me so i gotta be all responsible and shit

apprentice? they got those anymore?

[campjesus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60
gynecologist/used car salesman!!

these are jobs that are less picky about your background:
- road work
- bartending
- warehouse
- newspaper delivery
- convenience/liquor stores
- desk clerk, motels & shit
- stocking/receiving
- janitor (lol)

if ucan get a background check sorted:
- post office mail sorter
- phone operator
- 911 emergency operator
- security guard

[fireburned]

i wonder how much dignity that guy has left

those jobs all sound like they suck. can i get a job where i dont gotta work

[campjesus]

well, that's blue collar work for you.

[fireburned]

being a responsible person sucks ass

idk what job do you think i should do?

[grriguess]

uhh i work at steak 'n shake and it's open for 24 hours.

this one guy got hired at my store and he was a felon or something. we all had to sign this form that we didn't mind him working there and most of us just were like whatever. it was kinda weird at first because you know he's a felon but he's actually a pretty chill guy idk.

minimum wage. free ice cream and fountain drinks. woohoo.

[fireburned]

i aint a felon

well a probably would be if i ever got arrested

fuck

[grriguess]

what'd you do?

[fireburned]

uh