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My tweets
- Fri, 04:12: i married her cuz we both have strangling fetishes RT @ kittun Sticks and stones may break my bones, but when you choke me out it excites me.
- Fri, 06:52: drugs and alcohol will always help you make the best decisions.
- Fri, 07:26: listening to avenged 7x. i'm such a fggt.
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- Thu, 02:25: http://twitpic.com/3y5n5t
- Thu, 11:12: way too many things bothering me right now. =[
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- Tue, 21:54: i just beat the living fuck out of a pincher bug with a flip flop. RIP man
- Tue, 22:37: lol my friend's cousin thought i was 17. she's like "omg i thought we were like the same age!" i was like "naw man, im fuckin oldddd" ='[
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- Tue, 03:36: we kinda just partied for 3 days straight like a couple of savages & now my heart is going to pop out of my chest. i never learn moderation.
- Tue, 04:43: i just looked at this pic and now i want a cigarette. http://twitpic.com/3xlo0a
- Tue, 05:00: it was sunny today. but still freezing. make up your mind, weather... http://twitpic. ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 15:14: this guy's always crossing the fine line between flattering and creepy. the guys out here...whole new level of desperate.
- Sun, 15:30: yes, it's me. it's because i'm "stuck up". it's not because you hit on girls from across the room like a neanderthal: "AYE GURL. COME HERE."
- Sun, 16:14: last week i gave a guy my # cuz he seemed ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 17:51: My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Girl Talk (4) #music http://bit.ly/cEGwyK
- Sat, 18:12: technology tip: don't spill beer all over your phone. only half your screen will work and the other half will just be a squiggly acid trip.
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- Fri, 15:12: lol. activists are funny.
- Fri, 16:31: i hope one day hash tags break. #bitter
- Fri, 17:43: Now playing: Prince - Pop Life http://tinyurl.com/4zj46e7
- Fri, 18:40: oh, you french djs slay me! =]
- Fri, 21:40: #FF sexy/funny/wonderful people to follow: @ kittun @ cherbare @ djadam12 @ lawrenceaugust @ mysatelliteband @ TerryVon @ ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 20:18: RT @ LAWeekly: Can we ban people from getting mustaches tattooed on their fingers? please? #OverIt
- Thu, 20:19: seriously. how was that EVER a good idea? RT @ LAWeekly: Can we ban people from getting mustaches tattooed on their fingers? please? #OverIt
- Thu, 21:06: want to walk to the store to get cigs, but DONT want to get hit on by ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 21:50: so did that little fuck see his shadow? we should give him some meth and have him stay up a few days & i'm sure he'll see lots of "shadows".
- Thu, 00:11: can my phone just get here already? this is sort of weird. it's been 3 days. i even had a cell phone when i was like, homeless yo.
- Thu, 10:32: RT @ Sexstrology: FYI Sexting is ( Read more... )
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- Tue, 18:36: "it's like using dental dams; it's a good idea, but nobody does it" hahaha omg this show is hilarious.
- Tue, 21:24: DILB - dad i'd like to bang. hahaha #chrissyseffedupterminology
- Tue, 21:44: k, i'm attempting to do WAY too many things @ once right now. either my house is gonna burn down, or my hair is gonna fall out. let's see..
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