[oo2 text] Action if you're near the Alstoria hotel.

[wwaterbearer]

i think wwe got off on the wwrong foot here

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Action~*A*

[vampirize]

[Tesla stops and pauses when he sees the gray-skinned boy just standing there.]

What are you supposed to be?

Action!

[wwaterbearer]

[He blinks at the man, before looking at himself curiously.

Oh. He had an idea. With a confident grin, he stands up, drawing himself to his full thirteen year old height.]

I'm one a the strongest trolls you'll ewer meet; Orphaner Dualscar.

You're allow-wed to be scared. Just sayin'.

[text]

[madlydancing]

You type like a retarded chocobo on shrooms, Eridan.

[Hi! This is Kefka's way of saying "Hello and welcome to Vatheon". He's a bit of a troll as well, so forgive him.]

What's a matter with you? Have ten thumbs for fingers or something?

[text]

[wwaterbearer]

okay listen this is just the wway i type
are you one a the humans too cause they all dont seem to understand that us trolls wwe just type differently than you guys

[text]

[madlydancing]

Right, right~ I suppose you trolls have a bad habit of not using spell check either.

Oh well~! Welcome to the fishbowl! I hope you're a fan of the color blue, cause it's always blue here in this city!

[text]

[wwaterbearer]

wwhatevver i type like i talk and i talk like i type
you humans are just pretty useless if you cant read it

oh boy because referrin to this as a fishbowwl is the right wway to go wwhile talkin to a sea dwweller

[ Video ]

[bastaaaaaards]

Do you mind? Not everyone wants to hear --see your language.

[ Integra is not pleased, man. NOT PLEASED. She frowns. ]

As for your housing situation, you should consider going out and actually looking for yourself. I've heard there are apartments and the such.

[text]

[wwaterbearer]

i havve been lookin THANK YOU
but as it is i dont knoww wwhat all im allowwed to evven try to livve in
and as for my language
i can say wwhatevver the fuck i damn wwell please
nobility here thanks again for givvin me NONE A THE HELP

wwell okay i mean you told me there are apartments but still thats not a lot a help

[text]

[bastaaaaaards]

...

What grade level did you stop going to school at?

[text] ... I dont know if trolls have grade school. 8|

[wwaterbearer]

depends wwhat you mean by that

[Video]

[demonlordv]

You should come stay with me! The more the m....

[...yeah, he blanked out.]

[Video]

[wwaterbearer]

[yeah, he was going to accept the offer, until the "oh it's you again" set in.]

Sorry, but I don't w-want to liwe w-with a land dw-weller. Thanks anyw-way, I guess.

Re: [Video]

[demonlordv]

[yeaaaah, he didn't catch that. :| ]

Are you sure? Because it could be lots of fun!

[Video] PUNS AHOY

[wwaterbearer]

...

[sigh.]

Fine, I guess. Depends, do I get my ow-wn room?

Might as well take the bait while the hook's in front a me. Guess I can always jump overboard if the ship sinks, anyway.

[ACTION]

[wwaterbearer]

I can't help that there's nothin' around tellin' me if someone liwes there or not.
Blame the land dw-wellers dow-wn here; they're the ones w-who set this up so badly that a guy can't just look to his left and see, oh, that house there's for sale! Or somethin'.

[Pout. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT KAR. |:]

[ACTION]

[wwaterbearer]

Yeah, but they're all land dw-wellers. I can hardly look at you land dw-wellers w-without feelin' ill, and the last time I talked to one a them, she just went on about shit I don't care about.

They get off topic so fuckin' fast, I don't ewen know-w how-w you guys put up w-with them!