"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
...Yup, got it in one.

One report of probably hundreds

Either that, or RedHat still have a sense of humour. Upon visiting http://sources.redhat.com using IE5.5:


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"I think it would really impress my mentor if I turned up with a watermelon."

First post in about 9 months. Hmmm, people will be saying I don't love you all any more. The truth is that I'm just lazy ( Read more... )

I don't normally bother with online quizzes etc. What can I say, I must be very bored. Or avoiding something. Still, apparently, I'm...


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I do wish lawyers wouldn't set out the definitions at the top of contracts in alphabetical order. It leads to some very disturbing juxtapositions. In the "repayment protection" section of the agreement of a certain web-based credit card, one section of the the definition list reads as follows (actul definitions omitted for brevity, but the order ( Read more... )

Gosh, is it really 6 months since I posted anything here? As if it mattered ( Read more... )

I think this one is a candidate for "most amusing spam of the year". I reproduce it here completely verbatim; i don't think any further comment is needed:

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Having been doing the birthday thing for another year, I need to take a moment to thank everybody who didn't remind me how old I'm getting by making a fuss about it ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to post all week, but have been too busy or too lazy. The other half finally beat me into sitting down for ten minutes to relate the theory I developed after last weekend ( Read more... )