Bollocks to it.

[wraithwitch]

If I could take a moment of your time dear readers, I wish to canvas your opinions

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[tziganka]

what a cheapo- if he was a gentleman he could have taken the laydeee to a hotel.. a tasteful one not a grim lurvesoiled motel - thus demonstrating both his tact and maturity, instead- he acted like a teenage pikie git wankie titface

[wraithwitch]

heehee - i love you, you're glorious xxx

[maznu]

The budget conscious teenage pikie git wankie titface should also consider (at a cost of just a couple of bus rides) the lurvesoiled Hampstead Heath... or for the more discerning cocktrumpet, a tenner gets you into The Slimelight where you can find a charming private toilet cubicle. The exhibitionists can just get it on in the sink (for health and safety reasons the sink is limited to "skinny goth/raver girls only"; sink has extra lesbians already installed; patrons may have to queue for the cubicles during busy periods; the pounding techno soundtrack is free with your all-night entry to Slimelight; discount rates on drugs, apply within; snooty looks from the regulars included; other terms and conditions apply).

Klassy. With a capital "K".

[tziganka]

discerning cocktrumpet....

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