Voicemail

[worsethanaunts]

"Hello! This is the Doctor and I have a phone. I probably won't answer it, but that's what answering machines are for. Leave a message. If it's important, remember to include your name, location and date including the year. It cuts down on working out when you are if I have to drop in at short notice."

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PhoooooOOOOOoooones!

[nosefullofsnot]

[ From here.]

"I'm all man and nothing but man, baby. By the way, have you been smoking for a while? Because your voice sounds kind of deep. Almost manly."