I took these from the back deck about 10 minutes ago.

( Yes, that's a weather station. I'm a nerd. )

Guess who the new Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Infinity Omaha branch is?

Yep, this big nerd here!

Here are a few things that have made me laugh recently:

Dos and don'ts with babies

You Suck at Photoshop:
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My holiday card submission was the Branch winner and made it to the Corporate finals! Evidently they've opened up voting in the finals to non-employees as well. Click the link below find the Omaha submission (page 3) and vote for me! Spread the word too; the more votes, the better!

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More like I Am AWESOME!

What a kick-ass film! Go see it.

On a related note there's a thread going on AR15 where people are posting their versions of the IAL bath tub picture with their own guns and pets. It's quite hilarious. Here's my contribution.


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My interesting story last night: Right at the beginning of the shift, I got to arrest the bank robber's brother. Some State Troopers went there to interview him and they found out he had a warrant.

Exciting? No, of course not...that's not the big story.

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Why did the theatrical release have to be rated PG-13?

Because I wouldn't have been able to stand up to walk out of the theater if it had been as KICK ASS as the Unrated Special Edition DVD; that's why!


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Californian Walks for Kindness:
Some call him the modern day Forest Gump

How can anything be a "modern-day" version of a fictional character? Let alone one that is only 12 years old? What's next, a modern-day Jurassic Park in the works?

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I'm now a member of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity Omaha Branch.