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[wolfishwizard]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING MOTHER OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GOD DAMNED SCHOOL? ISN'T ANYTHING FUCKING SACRED TO YOU ASSWIPES?
OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A SCHOOL WIDE FUCKING OCCURRENCE, SO WHAT THE FUCK.
SHOULDN'T THE GOD DAMNED PROFESSORS HAVE A WAY TO STOP OUR FUCKING PRIVACY FROM BEING INVADED?
FUCK THIS SHIT.

[To anyone in the Gryffindor common room, there

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[makachopgo]

[Yep. She's there, feeling exasperated by the scene.]

...Karkat...please don't set the common room aflame.

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[wolfishwizard]

[He let's out an irritated huff/growl at that, turning away from the fire to give the girl a flat stare.]

I'm won't dammit. I just figured it'd be better to burn them here than in the fucking dorms so the smoke wouldn't be an issue. I'm not some fucking moron like Egbert who'd set the whole god damned place on fire.

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[makachopgo]

John's not--

[...Cough.]

Well, okay, you're right. He would.

...You can borrow my robe if you want to...cover up. I don't really care if people see what's on my clothes.

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[wolfishwizard]

[He runs a hand through his messy hair, tugging at it a bit in irritation at the world before slouching and crossing his arms over his chest.]

I'll be fine, the weather isn't that bad so it won't bother me. I'll just stay in the dorms.

[dyadiic]

thii2 ii2 hogwart2.
of cour2e there'2 no priivacy.

[wolfishwizard]

TIMES LIKE THESE MAKE ME WONDER WHY THE FUCK I EVEN BOTHER WITH THIS RETARDED FUCKING SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE.
FUCK.

[dyadiic]

joiin the club.
and iif there ii2n't one there need2 two be one.

[wolfishwizard]

WE CAN FUCKING MAKE ONE CALLED THE "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL AND IT'S GOD DAMNED PROFESSORS LETTING STUPID SHIT HAPPEN WHICH IS OBVIOUS PROOF THAT MOST OF THEM ARE SADISTS IN DISGUISE" CLUB.

SO I'M GUESSING THERE'S SOME STUPID SHIT ON YOUR CLOTHES TOO.

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[fearnoanvil]

[While wearing a "I am sexually attracted to Nicolas Cage" shirt, he stands behind Karkat and looks at the daunting text on his shirt. He doesn't say anything. He just waits until Karkat notices him.]

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[wolfishwizard]

[Karkat's glad the common room is mostly empty thanks to his little fire party. He hadn't noticed John before, in his rush to destroy all the evidence, but as he sits back against the arm of the chair while watching the clothes burn, he can practically feel John's presence.

A few long minutes pass though before he has the courage to speak up, idly scraping a nail along the burn mark on his arm.]

If you're going to say something Egbert, then fucking say it.

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[fearnoanvil]

Um. Are you really... a, you know. That thing on your shirt.

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[wolfishwizard]

[His body's tense, he doesn't even turn to look at John. So tempted to just turn and run and hide forever.]

So what if I am?

[He didn't mean for his voice to shake at that, to almost crack in the middle of the sentence. But fuck if this wasn't the most nerve wracking moment of his life.]

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[magicalmiracles]

[there are some inkblots of indigo and then a shaky hand.]

kk
best friend
somethins motherfuckin wrong here
my shirts aint be sayin nothin like what everyones else is
they change
theyre

i think somethins wrong with me

[the last line is only there a moment before he violently scratches it out.]

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[wolfishwizard]

FUCK.
GAMZEE, ARE YOU OKAY?
DO YOU NEED ME TO COME SEE YOU?

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[magicalmiracles]

no
no
i think im okay
i just dont know what the motherfuck to do
i mean
theres just
this isnt
it aint makin no motherfuckin sense to a motherfucker
like my head aint all up and on
like somethin aint all motherfuckin

shit
i have to go

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[wrestlingwitch]

[just...staring at the shirts with a raised eyebrow from where she's seated at one of the tables, doing homework]

If you somehow manage to burn anything I'm working on, I'll kick your ass. [deadpan]