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Mar 06, 2010 23:18



2010 Winter Games Kink Meme
Part 2

I never really expected this to take off so well, let alone end up with 4000+ comments. Now it's time for part 2!
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1. We are all here to have a little fun. Am I right? 
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anonymous March 16 2010, 06:05:18 UTC
People! We need more bodyswap fic! I want Johnny/Evan where they have to skate in each other's bodies and are fuming the entire time because it's so uncomfortable for them, and then Johnny uses the opportunity to say ridiculous things to the press as Evan and then they have hate!sex. MAKE IT HAPPEN, KINKMEME.

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filled: Worlds 2011 (part 1/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 06:33:51 UTC
There are good things and bad things about being stuck in Evan Lysacek’s body. Well, mostly bad things. The good part is that Johnny can finally see what the idiot looks like without bronzer and with his hair done right and not slicked back, and the truth is he looks pretty good. Johnny’s always kind of wanted to do this to him, just get in there and fix things, but doing so would mean talking to Evan. Johnny much prefers it this way, like Evan’s body is a life-size doll for him to play with. He’s wearing a pink T-shirt that’s always been a little too big for him and on Evan it’s fitted and it looks good. Shows off his muscles. He looks, Johnny thinks while studying the mirror in Evan’s bathroom, like someone Johnny might pick up at a club during the off-season. Dumb but cute ( ... )

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Re: filled: Worlds 2011 (part 2/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 06:36:17 UTC
He expects Lysacek to argue, but instead he just shrugs and looks at his hands, before turning them over to examine Johnny's well-manicured nails.

"These are really soft," Evan says, touching his hands together. "What do you do to them?"

"That's confidential," Johnny says, and then realizes with a jolt that if Evan's in his body then Evan can do whatever he wants with those hands. He could go days without moisturizing. The realization is coupled with another thought: Johnny could take this opportunity to eat dessert.

"Well, I have to be at the rink in an hour to train," Evan says.

"You can't go like that," Johnny says, and Evan looks up at him, hope in his eyes.

"Oh... no," Johnny says. "Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. Your body is ridiculous. Your legs are like a daddy-long-legs ( ... )

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Re: filled: Worlds 2011 (part 2/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 06:51:19 UTC
OMG. THIS IS FANTASTIC. I love it already. Johnny is perfect and Evan's speech patterns are perfect and omg. Flailing right now. YOU ROCK ANON.

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Re: filled: Worlds 2011 (part 2/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 08:04:17 UTC
this made me laugh so hard I cried. dumb but cute. EXACTLY

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Re: filled: Worlds 2011 (part 2/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 14:10:16 UTC
LOL FOREVER ANON, YOU ARE AMAZING ♥!

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filled: Worlds 2011 (part 3/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 15:14:11 UTC
fun fact: Worlds 2011 is in Tokyo! Did you know that? I do, now!

Evan makes Johnny sound like an idiot on the phone, but he gets through it without seeming too traumatized by Russian scolding. Johnny just tells Frank he'll be back the next day to give it his all, 150%, and Frank doesn't seem to notice anything off.

Finding an ice rink is a problem. Eventually Johnny finds a local one that closes early, and spends some time on the phone discussing things like Olympic gold medals and maybe going for a drink later and when he hangs up he tells Evan that there'll be an employee to re-open the rink for them around five.

"What's her name?" Evan says.

"His," Johnny responds. "He told me to call him Hikaru. His English is pretty good."

Evan's brow furrows. "But you were flirting," he says. "And talking about how I'm an Olympic champion and how in shape I am and everything ( ... )

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Worlds 2011 (part 4/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 19:56:04 UTC
Since they have nothing to do until five, Johnny goes back to his hotel room. What he really wants is to vacuum, but he doesn't have one and by the time he's back the stupid chamber maid has come through and cleaned everything so he can't even scrub the bathtub or fold the towels. It feels weird not skating and he wants to exercise somehow, to let off some of this nervous energy and keep his body ready for competition, except it's not his body. He should really be sabotaging Lysacek right now, ordering crème brulee from room service and lazing around in bed, but he needs his archrival to feel generous towards him just in case this lasts until tonight and Johnny needs to have a serious conversation with him about skincare.

He tries to watch TV, but he can't concentrate. The problem is that even though he's alone now, he doesn't feel like he's alone, because he has Evan Lysacek's long rangy tanned body with him. He tries to avoid Lysacek as much as possible in his life, and it's jarring and unpleasant to see him every time he ( ... )

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Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) anonymous March 16 2010, 19:57:02 UTC
"So, um," Evan says when they get inside. "I think I figured out why this is happening."

Johnny pauses in the middle of lacing up his skates. Well, Evan's skates.

"Please enlighten me," he says.

"Okay, but don't get mad," Evan says, and Johnny is instantly mad, just like that. He continues lacing and doesn't say anything.

"Alright," Evan says. "Uh. So yesterday, I was taking a lunch break. So I went out, like, to buy some food. And the lady who was at this counter at the store, she was, well, she was really hot."

Johnny can't help but snort a little, but he doesn't look up.

"Right, so... I was trying to talk to her, you know, and I found some way to work my name in, but she didn't know who I was. So then I was trying to tell her about my gold medal, but like, she was making all these skeptical faces so I pulled it out."

"Oh my God," Johnny says, unable to stay silent. "You carry it around with you? Still?"I like it a lot," Evan says defensively ( ... )

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 00:55:44 UTC
Evan and his medal! HAHAHAHAH

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 01:36:39 UTC
This is one of the best skating fics that could ever possibly exist. :DDD

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 02:44:02 UTC
OMG, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS PROMPT!

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) bessyboo March 17 2010, 03:44:41 UTC
This is AMAZING, can't wait for the next part! :D

(Fuck you LJ, let me post anon! >:O)

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Re: Worlds 2011 (part 5/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 06:28:58 UTC
sure, blame lj. also if you're still awake there has been an update.

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Worlds 2011 (part 6/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 04:41:45 UTC
He falls on the first jump. And the second. And the third ( ... )

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Worlds 2011 (part 7/?) anonymous March 17 2010, 04:43:09 UTC
Evan lands another toe loop and skates over to him, his breath coming hard. Johnny has a weird sensation of body-sympathy. He knows exactly how that body feels right now.

"Okay," Evan says. "Your turn."

Maybe having Evan go first wasn't such a great idea. Because now he's actually gotten somewhere, and Johnny's still trying to figure out where his knees are. He skates out slowly, trying to get a feel for it, and Evan skates up behind him.

"Maybe you should just try some footwork and stuff before we get down to the specific choreography," Evan says, and there's a weird note in his voice, something cautious and almost... protective. Johnny turns to face him, wary.

"Why would you say that?"

"I just, I'm a lot taller than you are and a lot bonier and falling really hurts, that's all."

Johnny actually jerks away from him. "Excuse me?"

"I'm just saying-"

"You think it hurts more when you fall than when I fall? You think I can't handle that? You think I'm more padded than you are?" Bad enough to have Evan touting himself as the pain ( ... )

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