Initial EXO: the fast and the heartless

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Some AUs I Have Planned (But Will Never Write Because I'm Waiting For grisclair To Do It) #3:

at these speeds
drag racing au: kai is a drag racer. taemin used to be. so did sehun, but for different reasons. (spoiler: because he's dead.)

The funny thing is that these days, Taemin drives almost as much as he used to before he quit.

Comments

[herocountry]

OMG

"(spoiler: because he's dead.)" omg lmfao

I CAN'T BELIEVE..... YOU ESSENTIALLY WROTE SHINEE FIC........ oh my god laksdjflaskdla sall the tie-ins to arbitrage omg, THE DEATH OF OH SEHUN yesssssss but like totally not in a bad way, ughhgshgudfh this fandom badly needs a full real drag racing au ;~~~;

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why is it that i'm like "oh i'll stop writing fic to focus on school" and i end up.... trying... to write fic for a fandom i'm not in..................

what if we talk incessantly about china remaking the initial d live action only with exo-m in it

we could make it happen

[herocountry]

considering the way we make things happen it'll probably just turn out as exo-m in hyundai commercials

[one_if_by_land]

even a hyundai commercial would be too lucky; I bet exo-m will start sponsoring golf carts

[one_if_by_land]

are you even in exo fandom or are you just a lost shinee sock!!!! admit you're a taekai shipper already!!

I mean, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY WROTE OUT DRAG RACING AU, omg, ilu ♥♥♥ and why do I feel like Sehun's death here has been coming ever since hunger games AU, orz. I see what you did there with a part-time financial analyst with bug eyes whose first race featured him lapping the second place finisher twice, a foreign business student from Hong Kong who was rumored to have gunned off a bridge and landed unharmed and I WANT THE REST OF THIS FIC, pls and ty.

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oops typo i meant three minutes

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I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT ONEW'S REAL NAME WAS NOT... ONEW.... UNTIL LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.......................

sehun is just lucky that he's made it this far without me offing him >:(

[one_if_by_land]

now that I only ship lukai and xinglu, you're free to off sehun as much as you want (◡‿◡✿)

[changdictator]

I CREY

[changdictator]

okok more legit remarks-- "Taemin taught Kai everything either of them knew about racing, so for the first few wins everyone joked that they were doubles on the the track, twin dragons as they streamed down the inclines of Freedom Road" I FEEL THE COLD SWEAT ON MY PALMS. Ugh I don't even dare visualize this--not that I haven't been secretly peering at your twitter conversation with grisclair the other day v__v but then everything was fine and very maknae-duo swell and Oh Mija chuckles until (the first thing he ever bought with his winnings) and I really crey ;3;

But aiyah now I'm off to build a shrine/petition for grisclairwindowright drag race au TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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POSSIBLY I WAS A TAEKAI SHIPPER FROM DAY ONE HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS?! trufax i really don't hate sehun but he always gets the raw end of the deal whenever i write him....

WHAT IF WE JUST GET GRISCLAIR TO WRITE US ALL THE ACTION FILM FICS EVER

[changdictator]

who isn't a taekai shipper tho really v___v but maybe it's his face v__v someone's got to get the raw end of the deal anyways hm.

also CAN WE PLEASE. CAN WE PLEASE JUST. YES PLEASE.

[seulpeo]

THE SPOILER THOUGH (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

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scream m-mianhe......i have a very inappropriate sense of humor......

[seulpeo]

do not worry!! (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
i laughed but omfg i think you are morally obliged to write this now, clutches your leg (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

[grisclair]

LMAO CRYING YOU RLY DID WRITE IT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONTINUE THE REST OF THIS SO one_if_by_land AND I DON'T HAVE TO WHINE TO THE WORLD ABOUT MOAR DRAG RACE AU ANYMORE.

Sehun's life is always so hard I'm laughing (like a terrible person).

he'd meant that ghost racer that was the two of them, double exposed

UGHHHHH this is why Kai and Taemin need to get back together and gun down a stretch of road side by side, nothing but adrenaline and joy in their blood like the good old days. :3 :3 Responsible Taemin is just a ticking time bomb, Kai will eventually find the trigger. :3 :3

(is the Hong Kong business student the little dragon hehehe)

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LOOK i have read like two volumes of initial d, watched maaaaybe two episodes, and never seen ANY of the fast and the furious movies, why do you think i'd be qualified to do this, pretty much, uh, ever.....

SEHUN'S LIFE IS THE BEST UNINTENTIONAL JOKE

Responsible Taemin is a facade just like the paint on a well-made sportscar u____u I'm sure if Kai just guns hard enough they'll win all the doubles races and Taemin will stop thinking about death

(WAIT WHO IS THE LITTLE DRAGON i meant for it to be Kris is that the right answer or)