lplolol i finally danced on the beach in MOONLIGHT where the moon wasn't actually like 4 inches from my face..... it was kinda fun!!! pears, dancing, beach, yaaaaaah, it was totally the best... u guys have to do it sum time.....then i trie to eat a watermelon with my feet that was fun, but it was hard getting the seeds with my toe nail!!!11! :/ ( Read more... )

i had like the worst dream ever........ almost shit my pants


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well i took a small walk on the beach last night and i got eaten by the waves!!!1 wtf high tide does NOT JUST APPEAR out of nowhere..... totally uncalled for... >:@ but at least i got a shower. all that sand got into weird places like in my ears and airholes fuckin no-eyebrowsmaybe this all has to do with that rly scary-ass looking moon...... its ( Read more... )

Hello, earthlings. This is Zaku, talking to you from the Moon Base. It is the headquarters for the Super Heroes, who you assume are just a bunch of brainless assholes and incompetant, sorry excuses for human beings. Much less heroes. However, I'd like to announce that I, Zaku, am not an idiot. Only when I deem it necessary.

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i was on the swings one day and like this loser pushes me off... ok so I LOOK LIKE THE LOSER THERE, but then i beat him up and stole his lunch money!!1 YES SCORE and i bought a sandwich because that was like the most money i've ever had in my life. AND NO I AM NOT THE ROBBER (im talkin about the robbery that happened a few days ago) just because i ( Read more... )

dude ok everybody has to read the news... im serious.. like, i dont read newspapers believe it or not... but yeah

read it now fools

anyway i never knew how easy it was to go to the moon and back..... god i love being a super hero!!!1 but everytime i go back, like it sucks. ppl dont care if i save their stupid bitchy ugly cats and my money fucking ( Read more... )

all i wanted was a fucking burger and i get thrown down a god damn trash thing... wtf!!!1 im so hella pissed...


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OK so i flew to the moon last night because the justice people are there... and like mr boner told me to, since that's like the super hero place! SO WHY NOT? okay and now what? do i get to kick ass now?!? i wanna FIgHT and be famous and shit, so everyone will LOVE ME AND give me FRUIT WHEN I ASK!!!!1 ( Read more... )

i fuckin HATe those fruit selling losers. i swear, even when I DO have money, they don't give me shiet. pisses me off, gawd. i should just blow their asses away or sumething!!! >:@ so like yesterday i blew up their cart and stole a pear. man, its just the fruit guys, too. i dont mess with anyone else but them becuz they're losers. i hate 'em ( Read more... )