omg.... harry potter has jangled my nerves so much since i started it..... i'm SO scared and worried.... ::spoilers if anyone hasn't read HBP which i doubt cuz you know.... i'm being REALLY slow at reading:: the death that i only know of being OFFICIAL has been aragog and that didn't really depress me (SORRY HAGRID)........ AND i'm like on the last ( Read more... )

hahah... millie didn't know what a clitoris was... so i tried explaining it to her with the help of 2 unpopped popcorn bags, a lid and a rip piece of paper.... it didn't work out too well cuz iris ended up making a rough diagram of it on my white board >_<.... it was kinda ugly

hehehehe... i jes saw "Wedding Crashers" and that movie was HI-larious!!! it was so awesome cuz it was like completely insane... there was this one scene where vince vaughn gets a handjob but this chick he's "seeing" and he's like making all these expressions when the father of the girl and his friend are having an intellectual conversation about i ( Read more... )

I GOT HARRY POTTER.... i GOT IT i GOT IT omg omg omg.... ::hyperventilation:: omg omg omg!!!!! it'so bloody gorgeous and GREEN and harry and dumbledore look splendid on the front and hermione, ron and ginny all look awesome on the back (ron actually looks a attractive ::wink::)... but there is a downhill..... my sis is takin it from me this week ( Read more... )

HARRY POTTER TOMORROW!!!!!... ::sigh:: swear to god, if anyone gets in my way of getting that book.... they will find my strategically placed foot in their mouth

"I was experiencing the masculine difficulty of making love very long standing up"
--A Farewell To Arms

hahahha this made my day.... ernest hemingway certainly has a way with words when it comes to describing horny men

weekend's approaching..... my sister's coming ^^ uber yay! mayb i'll go rent hide-and-seek cuz it sounds scary and thus good ( Read more... )

omg... i've jes had a domestic epiphany.... i HATE cleaning tupperware...
AND.... gnats are officially the undeniable spawn from SATAN'S loins himself ::sigh:: or arse whichever you prefer

i'm tired... i have to pee too... but i decided to pay a visit to my lovely livejournal and post some irrelevant and completely pointless drabble cuz you kno... those are the lil perks in life ( Read more... )

hahahha i'm bored... decided to update this shit cuz hey what else is there ta do??? lordi... i dun think a job is even POSSIBLE... i'm uber-lazy and well yeh... the laziness pretty much sums it all up! omg last night my dad banged on my door for a solid 5 min. till i finally pulled myself from bed to wrench the door open and say (with obvious ( Read more... )