Dr. Doom has advanced knowledge of robotics. He'd just have to take one look at Starscream, and his analytical mind would be in full tilt. "Okay, that's a robot. Check. Now think about robot weaknesses. Usually Benjamin Grimm punches my doombots in the face, and that seems pretty effective, so I just have to punch him in the face." Armed with this knowledge, he goes into the fight. Unfortunately for him, Starscream has advanced knowledge of blowing things the fuck up. His somewhat unhinged mind would look at Doom, along with another group of random objects, and go through its usual process. "Laser, missile, missile, missile, laser, punch really hard, laser..."
Starscream for the win before Doom can even finish his thought.
Loyal Latverian Servant: So, Most Powerful Doom, how did you defeat the robot Starscream? Doom: It was simple once I realized that Starscream has a built-in kill limit. I simply sent legions of my doombots at him until he reached that limit, and then appeared in person to blow him up. Servant: Um.... I don't really mean to sound as though I am in any way disagreeing with you, your Magnificence, but I don't think Starscream has a built-in 'kill limit'. Doom: Kill limit, ammo limit, whatever. Not important.
The Starscream I know (1984 classic cartoon) is whinny and all talk. I pretty much ignore when Micheal Bay spread his legs and crapped out that poor excuse for a movie last year. Starscream is a big nasty robot but when he actually has to do anything, he usually fails miserably and Megatron bails him out. Megatron also has mentally abused Starscream so much over the years that the psychological damage should DOOM him to fail every time. I think Megatron keeps him around to make his own failings look better, which is a real asshole thing to do. Doom has a lot going for him, a seemingly infinite budget, lots of neat super kill toys, some cool threads and a menacing name... DR. DOOM. The tinman doesn't have a heart, but a big nasty brain. I've never heard a star actually scream, but screaming is something a someone in distress would do. Doom is too devious to let a bucket of bolts beat him. Giv'er to Doom.
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Starscream for the win before Doom can even finish his thought.
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Doom: It was simple once I realized that Starscream has a built-in kill limit. I simply sent legions of my doombots at him until he reached that limit, and then appeared in person to blow him up.
Servant: Um.... I don't really mean to sound as though I am in any way disagreeing with you, your Magnificence, but I don't think Starscream has a built-in 'kill limit'.
Doom: Kill limit, ammo limit, whatever. Not important.
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Doom is too devious to let a bucket of bolts beat him. Giv'er to Doom.
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