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Baraka lexabear February 25 2008, 12:37:55 UTC
"Recurring fatalaties:
Blade Lift: Extending both blades, Baraka stabs his opponent in the torso and lifts him/her high. The victim screams and flails about helplessly before expiring, the limp form twitching as it slides down the deadly shears. In Shaolin Monks, Baraka spreads out his arms, cutting the torso into pieces."

Really, however much I love Obama, I can't argue against fatalatying (fatalatieying? falalizing?) any politician.

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My 2 Cents bluestknight February 25 2008, 12:44:39 UTC
Much as I like Obama, only one of these combatants has giant bone swords coming out of his arms (that I know of) so I too must vote for Baraka. Ed beat me many, MANY times using him in Mortal Kombat Trilogy for the N64, so I know just how deadly he can be.

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jameel February 25 2008, 13:04:10 UTC
Baraka

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1968 redux e_monk February 25 2008, 13:25:48 UTC
Lefty presidential candidate assassinated by a crazy mutant. The democratic convention turns into the biggest riot in recent history. A generation's trust in the American system is crushed. Baraka for the national tragedy win.

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hoopiestfrood February 25 2008, 14:04:36 UTC
Baraka

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