And then I got Sand in my... [text]

[whitedeviljack]

[You may or may not of noticed Raiden sporting a Horrible Tan all week.]

That beach party was great. Amazing. Wonderful.

...Now who's going to clean all that sand up? It's been a week and the wind is blowing it everywhere. I can't clean all this up.

It's impossible.

Comments

[pitticus]

If you need help, I can. I don't have any good ideas how to clean all that sand up, though... But maybe with a bunch of hands it can be done! Group effort goes a long long way!

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden always feels especially warm and fuzzy when someone offers to help him do dirty work.]

I have no ideas either... If Lash could get it all in one spot at once like that, she should be able to get it all out.

[HINT HINT. LASH.]

[pitticus]

Yeah! Lash is obviously more than capable of moving terrain around! Since she's such a wonderkid and all. I tell you... she should learn to clean up her own messes!

I know you're reading this, Lash. Get to it! I'll help, but only if you ask nicely.

[whitedeviljack]

Completely agree with you there.

[boxingmidget]

Aw dude.

I can help, if you like.

[Like with the puke, HE CAN'T LEAVE YOU TO DO ALL THAT BY YOURSELF. HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE JANITOR. THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR A BRO, BRO.]

[whitedeviljack]

You're a real pal, Mac.

...But there's got to be an easier way to do this, right? [IT'S A VERY DAUNTING TASK.]

Like get Lash to clean up her own mess for once.

[boxingmidget]

She's gotta have some do-hickie to get rid of it. If it can't fix it entirely, then I guess every lil' bit of help means somethin'.

'Sides, even though it made a mess, it was a nice thing she did. Least in my opinion.

[whitedeviljack]

I know she does, and if not she's more than capable of building something.

...Yeah, it was. Except for when that fat penguin nearly drowned me.

[tank_rockarms]

Get some trucks and men in, get it bagged and stored for floods.

Everybody always needs sandbags.

And, uh, Raiden. That tan you got. Did it come outta a bottle? Or is that how you actually tan?

[whitedeviljack]

Don't we have a sandbag in the stadium already?

...I guess that's kind of different, huh?

And, no, for your information. It just... happened that way.

[tank_rockarms]

Not that kinda sandbag, the kinda sandbag you use to shore up a levee when there's a flood.

Oh well, it just looks sorta orangeish. Like what happens if you use a lot of the bottled stuff.

[whitedeviljack]

Yeah, that kind. I wonder if we'd ever use it.

It's not that bad.

Is it?

[things_go_boom]

You should have thought of that before becoming janitor.

[whitedeviljack]

One, I should be off-duty anyway. School's out.

Two, you made the mess! This is huge, Lash! The sand's blowing into the air conditioning vents and in the hallways. It's got to go!

[things_go_boom]

Yeah like the school cleans itself during the summer, genius.

Two, Crazy Hand is the one who said yes to the whole thing!

[whitedeviljack]

Crazy Hand doesn't count! He's crazy!

[140_96]

Umm...

I could try a makeshift transport solution, but I think you'd need some place to transport it to.

[whitedeviljack]

How about an actual beach, where it belongs?

[140_96]

It would be better to return it to the beach it actually came from though, don't you think?

[whitedeviljack]

Of course. I can't even imagine what one looks like without it.