53. 5 times Yabu was a killjoy
53. 5 times Yabu was a killjoy
Pairings: Hints of Takachii, Takanoo. I don't know.
Ratings: PG-13.
Warning: Mentions of women parts and H!P.
Notes: Johnny's variety show boycotted and Hikaru plans a blind date. Akame makes a appearance, and Yabu's alter ego?
Disclaimer: I live a blissful life where I have all the boys in Johnny's Entertainment as my sex slaves and H!P girls as my servants in frilly maid costumes. I wish. I really do.
Written for HSJ-thon.
1.
"Guess what!" Hikaru said as he bursted into the room. The members of BEST looked up from what they were doing; Daiki was contemplating whether to taking up those Yoga lessons that supposedly increase your height that he had read on some health magazines, Inoo was giving him tips and pieces of advice, Takaki was staring at himself, curling and straightening his hair over and over again and Yabu was running through his notes on the next show HSJ was going to appear in.
"You... watched High School Musical?" Inoo answered lamely. Daiki smacked his head.
"No, dweeb. Who hasn't," Hikaru scoffed as he put his hands into his pockets and pulled out five pieces of brightly coloured paper. "Look. At. These!"
The papers were actually photos of H!P girls.
"What?" Takaki turned from the mirror and faced Hikaru.
"Blind. Date."
The uproar was instant. Daiki flew towards Hikaru and snatched the photos away from him. Takaki threw his hair iron to one side, narrowly missing the mirror and dashed towords Inoo, who clinged eagerly onto Hikaru as they examined the photos.
"I want this cute one! She looks so small!"
"And this one is smoking hot!"
"Awww, no Miyabi? Well I guess this one is kind of pretty too."
"And this one has awfully big boobs, right?"
In the midst of all the commotion, they heard a very distinct cough. The 4 members turned and looked at the oldest member, who was still shuffling through his notes.
"You know we have stalkers."
The 4 members groaned and Hikaru went out to burn the photos in the toilet.
2.
Chinen bounced up and down on the trampolin, and giggled as he did a backflip. Takaki watched in amusement as he watch the cutest member twirled in the air, and appulased.
"That was great, Chii!" Takaki beamed at Chinen as he did a little bow.
"Thank you, Yuu-yan! Want to see more?"
"Sure!" Takaki placed a hand on the edge, and laughed as Chinen took off into the air again.
At that moment Yabu walked past and said in disgust, "Takaki, there's a beatle on your freaking shoulder. Get rid of it!"
As Yabu walked out of the room, a shrill scream could be heard along with something being pushed heavily across the floor and someone slamming into the floor. Yabu didn't register that.
3.
Everyone except for Yabu was in the dressing room. They were tired, and very hungry.
"I. Want. FOOD!" Ryosuke exclaimed, stretching his arms.
"I want sleep..." Ryutaro said gogglily and slumped against a half-awake Yuto.
"Hey... let's go have dinner now," Hikaru suggested.
"Yeah, I could do with a meal now," Inoo agreed and pulled a very sleepy Takaki with him as he stood up.
"I'm kind of broke, but I think I could manage one too," Daiki said.
"Me too..." Ryosuke said.
"Seconded."
"I'm broke too..."
Suddenly, Yabu came into the room. Everyone turned their eyes to him, as he took out his wallet and flashed at least 20 pieces of paper in his notes compartment.
"Yabu..." Hikaru started. "Our savior!"
But before Hikaru could glomped him, Yabu lifted his hand and said, "You people have yet to pay for the outing. Pay now, or I'll make sure you'll regret it."
Yabu had to tackle everyone at one time to get his extra 1000 yen each, but he won.
4.
Hikaru and Yabu were supposed to go to this kindergarten and play with the kids there. They were supposed to eat their lunches with the kids. They were supposed to play with the kids. They were supposed to make the kids attached to them. The kids were supposed to like Hikaru's comdies and ignore Yabu for his almighty air of authority. Hikaru was supposed to be chosen as the winner of this challenge for making the kids like him. He was supposed to be really happy and shocked but, to play along, smirk at Yabu and make issults on various reasons why Yabu was not chosen. It was scripted.
So why is it that all the teachers at the school decided to boycott the show and make the kids fall on Hikaru while carrying their lunches, make Hikaru piggy back them, not laugh at Hikaru jokes and then ultimately make Yabu the 'kids killer' instead on a live broadcast?
5.
Jin and Kazuya were in their dressing room, looking at the various DVDs scattered on the floor.
"This is kind of cool, ain't it?" Jin picked on with pink fonts and a girl in a maid costume on the cover as he let out a snicker.
"Nah, it's boring. This is better," Kazuya pointed at another with a girl wearing cat ears, and grinned.
"Really? I didn-"
The door suddenly opened as Yabu came in. He walked in, glanced at the DVDs and then at the shocked faces of his seniors. He smirked.
"Ohh, well damn. There I go again. How much are you willing to pay me now?"
I'm sorry. This is just... I mean, it's freaking 4 in the morning!
Pairings: Hints of Takachii, Takanoo. I don't know.
Ratings: PG-13.
Warning: Mentions of women parts and H!P.
Notes: Johnny's variety show boycotted and Hikaru plans a blind date. Akame makes a appearance, and Yabu's alter ego?
Disclaimer: I live a blissful life where I have all the boys in Johnny's Entertainment as my sex slaves and H!P girls as my servants in frilly maid costumes. I wish. I really do.
Written for HSJ-thon.
1.
"Guess what!" Hikaru said as he bursted into the room. The members of BEST looked up from what they were doing; Daiki was contemplating whether to taking up those Yoga lessons that supposedly increase your height that he had read on some health magazines, Inoo was giving him tips and pieces of advice, Takaki was staring at himself, curling and straightening his hair over and over again and Yabu was running through his notes on the next show HSJ was going to appear in.
"You... watched High School Musical?" Inoo answered lamely. Daiki smacked his head.
"No, dweeb. Who hasn't," Hikaru scoffed as he put his hands into his pockets and pulled out five pieces of brightly coloured paper. "Look. At. These!"
The papers were actually photos of H!P girls.
"What?" Takaki turned from the mirror and faced Hikaru.
"Blind. Date."
The uproar was instant. Daiki flew towards Hikaru and snatched the photos away from him. Takaki threw his hair iron to one side, narrowly missing the mirror and dashed towords Inoo, who clinged eagerly onto Hikaru as they examined the photos.
"I want this cute one! She looks so small!"
"And this one is smoking hot!"
"Awww, no Miyabi? Well I guess this one is kind of pretty too."
"And this one has awfully big boobs, right?"
In the midst of all the commotion, they heard a very distinct cough. The 4 members turned and looked at the oldest member, who was still shuffling through his notes.
"You know we have stalkers."
The 4 members groaned and Hikaru went out to burn the photos in the toilet.
2.
Chinen bounced up and down on the trampolin, and giggled as he did a backflip. Takaki watched in amusement as he watch the cutest member twirled in the air, and appulased.
"That was great, Chii!" Takaki beamed at Chinen as he did a little bow.
"Thank you, Yuu-yan! Want to see more?"
"Sure!" Takaki placed a hand on the edge, and laughed as Chinen took off into the air again.
At that moment Yabu walked past and said in disgust, "Takaki, there's a beatle on your freaking shoulder. Get rid of it!"
As Yabu walked out of the room, a shrill scream could be heard along with something being pushed heavily across the floor and someone slamming into the floor. Yabu didn't register that.
3.
Everyone except for Yabu was in the dressing room. They were tired, and very hungry.
"I. Want. FOOD!" Ryosuke exclaimed, stretching his arms.
"I want sleep..." Ryutaro said gogglily and slumped against a half-awake Yuto.
"Hey... let's go have dinner now," Hikaru suggested.
"Yeah, I could do with a meal now," Inoo agreed and pulled a very sleepy Takaki with him as he stood up.
"I'm kind of broke, but I think I could manage one too," Daiki said.
"Me too..." Ryosuke said.
"Seconded."
"I'm broke too..."
Suddenly, Yabu came into the room. Everyone turned their eyes to him, as he took out his wallet and flashed at least 20 pieces of paper in his notes compartment.
"Yabu..." Hikaru started. "Our savior!"
But before Hikaru could glomped him, Yabu lifted his hand and said, "You people have yet to pay for the outing. Pay now, or I'll make sure you'll regret it."
Yabu had to tackle everyone at one time to get his extra 1000 yen each, but he won.
4.
Hikaru and Yabu were supposed to go to this kindergarten and play with the kids there. They were supposed to eat their lunches with the kids. They were supposed to play with the kids. They were supposed to make the kids attached to them. The kids were supposed to like Hikaru's comdies and ignore Yabu for his almighty air of authority. Hikaru was supposed to be chosen as the winner of this challenge for making the kids like him. He was supposed to be really happy and shocked but, to play along, smirk at Yabu and make issults on various reasons why Yabu was not chosen. It was scripted.
So why is it that all the teachers at the school decided to boycott the show and make the kids fall on Hikaru while carrying their lunches, make Hikaru piggy back them, not laugh at Hikaru jokes and then ultimately make Yabu the 'kids killer' instead on a live broadcast?
5.
Jin and Kazuya were in their dressing room, looking at the various DVDs scattered on the floor.
"This is kind of cool, ain't it?" Jin picked on with pink fonts and a girl in a maid costume on the cover as he let out a snicker.
"Nah, it's boring. This is better," Kazuya pointed at another with a girl wearing cat ears, and grinned.
"Really? I didn-"
The door suddenly opened as Yabu came in. He walked in, glanced at the DVDs and then at the shocked faces of his seniors. He smirked.
"Ohh, well damn. There I go again. How much are you willing to pay me now?"
I'm sorry. This is just... I mean, it's freaking 4 in the morning!