oo3 - so, sup? [text/voice]

[weinerberger]

I have survived two weeks in this lovely, desolate place. There needs to be a plaque or medal awarded for this. I'll even take a simple "You're doing awesome!" on paper. With extra exclamation marks and happy faces preferably

Comments

[virtualmenace]

Yes.

Clean my room.

[virtualmenace]

Is that the only type of treasure you'd be interested in?

[weinerberger]

Hmm. Well, without an evaluator... it's hard to tell if a piece of scrap paper is just that or an antique treasure map, hey?

[virtualmenace]

[ ... ]

[weinerberger]

Is that going to be an issue?

1/2

[virtualmenace]

... I have no idea what you jus-

2/2

[virtualmenace]

[...] Right. Nevermind.

Do you have a gun with you?

[weinerberger]

That's a surprising question. You're not one of them psychos, are you?

[virtualmenace]

[ ... ]

A psycho would never admit to being such, nor would they know themselves. As for that matter, no, I am most certainly not.

[weinerberger]

That doesn't sound so reassuring after hearing the former, you know.

[virtualmenace]

You'll just have to trust me then. Now, it's a simple question: Do you have a gun with you, or not?

[weinerberger]

...I might. Why?

[virtualmenace]

Would payment in bullets be sufficient, then? You will need them eventually, after all.

[weinerberger]

Oho, that's pretty nice as well!

You won't miss them?

[virtualmenace]

Not particularly.

[has plenty.]

[weinerberger]

You've got yourself a deal, buddy!