I Feel Like I'm Finally An Internet Citizen

[wearethat]

SIR

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[iheartoothecae]

I am henceforth starting all my emails with "SIR, THIS IS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR DEAD."

[wearethat]

I started reading in hopes that it would be able to tell me for sure. Turns out it was only asking. Damn existential crises! I was 6 years clean!

[vaxocentric]

Wow! Congratulations! Keep your friends in mind when you get all that money!!!