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[warriorsmurf]

Someone posted this old Craigslist ad in a community I read, and it's too funny to not repost:

lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid

I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume

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[warriorsmurf]

Needs more desperation!

Level 10 half-orc bard seeks someone to understand the music of my heart and fornicate. Fantasy only, plz. Please be statuesque and also a caster or something with lots of healing spells for my tortured soul.

(This is the most ironic icon I have on this account. Did you know that too much irony will give you cancer?)

[warriorsmurf]

Yes!