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It was as though J. had set about to craft my worst evening imaginable, a fact I reiterated to her ad nauseum on the ride to dinner. Even though I am fond of many of them, I do not really socialize with most of my fellow RPGers. When I do, I prefer that it take the form of some activity (such as laser tag) so as to prevent any faltering or ( Read more... )

I had beer and coffee ice cream while watching the new Battlestar Galactica with a horde of dorks tonight; the end result of which is that I cannot sleep but am too out of it to do much more than take photos of myself listening to my iPod. I would snap some nudes but setting up lighting is such a chore.

Besides, I would rather surf for porn.


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Five games of laser tag in three and a half hours. Our team always a distant second to prepubescent black boys. They knew everything we didn't. My voice is ragged and my feet are sore. Bathed in sweat by game two, I took off my mask and left it in someone's car.

I was the one dressed as Destro.

I was a late bloomer with regards to a lot of things in life. Eccentricity and a narcissistic need to position myself as the perpetual outsider factored heavily into them all, but there were more legitimate reasons for each procrastination. With sex, it was my obsession with unattainable straight boys, which may or may not have simply been ( Read more... )

I have never gone on one of B.'s lauded beach trips owing to a long-past insecurity about my body and a long-standing aversion to the sun. As a consequence, I had never experienced "Summer Beer" before last night; though I had heard tale. It is a legendary elixir, as pleasing to the taste as the finest ambrosia and yet as numbing to the senses as ( Read more... )

Holy shit \. Drunker than I've been in memory,,,

Shouldn't have gone to happy hour, but at least I had the wherewithal to pour my last beer O(despit M's protests_) into the bushes,.

How fcycking embarrassing,...

This is why I am antisocial.

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I really shouldn't drink champagne while at work...

My boyfriend is drunk and refusing me sex.

I shall change this situation for the better through the power of my eroticism.

Yes, I too have been drinking.