Småland

[wanton_bliss]

Personally, I think the reason Ikea features a cafeteria and snack bars is not to make a profit off a captive audience but rather to prevent the homicidal killing sprees that seem warranted after fighting your way through a ready-to-assemble labyrinth populated by milling throngs, kamikaze shopping carts and screaming infants. We had the foresight

Comments

[jdhorner]

It was either that or shove a cart full of lingonberry-stained babies through a plate glass window.

genius.

[wanton_bliss]

Murder is the easy part; it's getting away with it that's hard.

[ncsuj]

Shit like this is why I want to clone you for my very own.

[wanton_bliss]

No one will else will sit in furniture displays eating ice cream with you?

[ncsuj]

sadly no......also as I read this I could just see the frustration and stabbyness on your face, and it amuses me greatly.

[jr_red]

Really? Cuz for me it's all about the ass, and those juicy lips.

[robotdeer]

Last time I went to IKEA some dude was wearing some bright neon yellow crocs... I almosted raged all over the floor.

[wanton_bliss]

But the swedish meatballs?!?

[robotdeer]

These lips will not be touched by the Swedish balls of meat.

[thesadpunk]

Next time we go I'm wearing a suit made entirely of authentic porcupine.

[wanton_bliss]

You'll be even more popular than that "real funny guy" with the five-o'clock shadow, ugly pants and balloon animals.