Turgid torpedo of turpitude

[wanton_bliss]

Last night I was feeling so asymptomatic that I performed the ritual changing of the toothbrush and tongue-scraper. Of course, by noon the next day the post-nasal drip had returned. However, my confidence that this is nothing more than allergies has increased somewhat with several news reports detailing how the unseasonably warm and snow-free

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[halogenerate]

Cock rings have always struck me as such eyesores. I simply can't get into them.

Also, am an atypical guy in that I've never masturbated more than once in a day? Or do you just have an incredible sex drive (which makes Dave a lucky guy indeed)?

[wanton_bliss]

Cock rings have always struck me as such eyesores

I think there are some very sexy cockrings, but I feel like you really need to be quite reasonably endowed and generally muscular/ripped to carry them off. Also, being a skinhead covered in tattoos helps.

am an atypical guy in that I've never masturbated more than once in a day?

I can't really speak to what is typical or not. I do know that my drive is not all that rare, because I have read about people who *I* consider to have unhealthy, high sex drives (masturbate four times a day, every day). I think there's a continuum like everything else. There's probably some data somewhere, but I'd question the honesty of responses. Plus, I would be curious to see the change based on age.

Myself, I go through spurts of intense masturbation. So, I'll go a whole week without then masturbate three times in one day. In the end, that probably evens out to an average consistent with most.

Maybe.

which makes Dave a lucky guy indeedThis, of course, assumes Dave has a similar drive

[ncsuj]

Try Alavert...I have found it MUCH better than claratin and allegra.

[wanton_bliss]

Maybe it is, but I don't like the name. Claritin and Allegra sound like exotic European women, whereas Alavert sounds like a directive when performing a classical musical piece.

[starstattootoo]

Global warming is definitely going to make antihistamine manufacturers very wealthy. An article from Time magazine last year said that ever-rising temperatures are leading to not only more mold but also much more ragweed.

When you have jerked off more than once a day, are those spaced out or one right after the other?

[wanton_bliss]

I jerked off at 6:30pm yesterday and 1:30am this morning, which is essentially the same day since I hadn't gone to sleep between the two occasions.

It is typical for me to go through a dry period of not masturbating for 3-7 days and then go nuts. Somewhere in the range of two weeks ago, I jerked off three times over the course of "Casual Saturday."

[friendofjack]

Turgidity is good, especially when you want to masturbate. If you are losing altitude or if you are so erect that it is painful, then it's a problem.

[wanton_bliss]

Someone needs to shove you in the shallow waters...

[friendofjack]

Any attention is good attention...