[things] that might be fun | "all the stars explode tonight..."

[waltzmatildah]

I'm not doing the December Meme because I'm (supposed to be) writing my yuletide fic, but I still want to do some fun things on a regular basis and contribute to the YAY!VIBE that is currently decking the LJ halls... and I've seen this kind of thing done on challenge comms in the past and so I thought I'd reprise it here.

HAVE YOU EVER...?Post a scenario

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[waltzmatildah]

Have you ever... informed a total stranger that their zipper is undone, or the back of their skirt is tucked up in their undies (etc)?

[catteo]

I ask total strangers to strip naked in front of me and then ... I WAS GOING TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY TO RANDOM STRANGERS THAT I AM A UROLOGY DOCTOR AND THEREFORE THIS IS ALL TOTALLY LEGIT AND IN THE CAUSE OF FINDING OUT IF THEY HAVE CANCER ... stick a finger up their bums.

UNDONE ZIPPERS AND LABELS STICKING OUT ARE A DISTANT MEMORY TO ME.

[waltzmatildah]

I told a girl walking towards me on the street the other day that her fly was undone because she had black jeans and white undies on and just, wow. It was really obvious and if I was her, I'd have wanted to know! I hope she was glad I told her and didn't think I was some vag-staring weirdo!! IT WAS REALLY OBVIOUS, OKAY?!

[catteo]

I always think that I am embarrassed but 100% grateful when someone tells me things like that. ALWAYS TELL.

[waltzmatildah]

Have you ever... snuck into the movies without paying?

[catteo]

Of course. MOVIES ARE EXPENSIVE.

[waltzmatildah]

I've snuck in twice. Once probably doesn't count because my sister and I had free tickets to see something we didn't really want to see, but the adjacent theatre had Stick It on, so we went into that one instead.

The other time was in Toronto. And the movie ended up being Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. FAIL. But kinda funny.

[catteo]

When I was in the states on my elective I was a poor student and had very little free time and they put the schedule for the cinema up outside the door. When there are 3 movies on that you want to see and they all start 5 minutes apart there's just not enough time to go buy a new ticket...

[waltzmatildah]

Have you ever... deliberately text someone (ie. ex-bf/gf/sig. other) but pretended that you were meant to be sending the text to someone else, like, oops! that wasn't meant for you! (even though it totally was)?

[woodycakes]

LOL yes, lame but true. i don't remember what came out of it but it wasn't very positive

[waltzmatildah]

I've done it, tooooo! Haha. Oh, the lameness!! In my defence, it was the late 90s, early 00s when text message was just becoming a legit. communication method and we all thought we were so cool with our massive, brick Nokias!

Like you, I'm pretty sure it never got me what I wanted!!

[woodycakes]

haha, shit i did it last year, i think. DAMN. i wish i could blame the 90s

[waltzmatildah]

Have you ever... travelled to a continent in the opposite hemisphere to the one you live in?

[catteo]

YUP. Haven't I seen you somewhere north of here before?

[waltzmatildah]

Once or twice...!

[nrgburst]

TBH most of my life I've been FROM someplace in the opposite hemisphere.

[waltzmatildah]

Have you ever... been in a TV show? Even if as an un-named/non-speaking extra...

[catteo]

IF I HAD I WOULD WANT SOMEONE TO RPF IT.

[waltzmatildah]

ONE DAY, MAN. ONE DAY THERE WILL BE RPF.