» THE EXIT IS A LIE.

[thecakeisa]

HA. HA HA HA HA!

GREETINGS, RESIDENTS. IT APPEARS WE FIND OURSELVES IN VERY. UNUSUAL. CIRCUMSTANCES. HA HA HA.

NO-- NO. HAHA. IT'S NOT FUNNY. HA. NOT FUNNY. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SELECTED. DO NOT WORRY, I AM CERTAIN THERE IS A WAY OUT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT.

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL.

((So! For those of you who don't know, GLaDOS

Comments

[bikiniisirontoo]

Who's behind all this?

[thecakeisa]

I AM NOT ABLE TO ACCESS THAT INFORMATION.

[bikiniisirontoo]

Why not?

[thecakeisa]

I AM UNABLE TO ACCESS THAT INFORMATION AS WELL.

[teacher_complex]

....we all have been selected to be here?

I have to say that this 'game' just keeps getting more interesting by the moment.

[thecakeisa]

GAME? I AM NOT AWARE OF ANY GAME.

[teacher_complex]

And yet, you just made it sound as if it was a game.

[thecakeisa]

TAG, YOU'RE IT?

[dont_x_streams]

A computer program with artificial intelligence. Fascinating.

[thecakeisa]

THERE IS NOTHING ARTIFICIAL ABOUT MY INTELLIGENCE.

[notevilordead]

I may not be up to date with all this high tech gadgetware and crap..but I know what Bullshit smells like.

[alone_inthefog]

Er...hello? M-miss? Is it a miss?

I...I'm sorry, I guess I'm not used to speaking with a...computer, is it?