[text|journal] Happy Halloween!

[waitforsuperman]

I hope everyone had a great time this year- I didn't get to go to Romano's party which was kinda not cool, but I had other plans! I didn't get to go trick-or-treating for long this year, I'm seriously going to need to find some kid that will go with me... Or at least someone that looks like a kid! Then we can dress up together and I can pretend to

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[talks_to_nisse]

Kidnapping is still illegal.

[waitforsuperman]

Kidnapping?! I MEANT, LIKE, GETTING A COUSIN. OR A FRIEND'S KID. IN A LEGAL WAY.

[talks_to_nisse]

There is no way to legally purchase humans.

[waitforsuperman]

I WASN'T GOING TO BUY ONE.

[man_nav_naudas]

You know, Mister Jones, you could simply purchase candy from the store without resorting to illegal measures.

[waitforsuperman]

Okay- WHY IS EVERYONE ASSUMING I'M GOING TO KIDNAP A KID!? I meant getting one legally! and buying candy defeats the purpose of dressing up!

[screened to Raivis]

And before you start lecturing me, I think it's time we had a talk.

JUST GOING TO PRETEND HE HAS NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS GOING

[man_nav_naudas]

Never mind the fact that you could dress up before you go out.

[Screened to Alfred]

Nu jā, if you want. Is there something I need to be made aware of?

[waitforsuperman]

I was going to dress up! It's dressing up with a little kid- like Batman and a tiny Robin

[screened]

Yes, I think we might need to discuss my brother.

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[das_vedanya]

Ignoring me for a game is not very kind of you. You seemed to not even take notice of the fact that I was even at your apartment.

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[waitforsuperman]

I noticed! I just needed you to be there but changing my ringtone to that and then calling me at 3am! DICK MOVE MAN, DICK MOVE

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[das_vedanya]

I took time out of my day to see you and you spent the whole time playing a single-player.

[salylimon]

If I ever have children, remind me to never let you near them.

[waitforsuperman]

Kids? You? The idea of tiny little Emis running around is kind of adorable, not gonna lie. especially if they had some Jones-Williams genes in 'em

Gonna pretend that part was deleted. v___v

[salylimon]

As much as I like kids, I think I'll wait, thanks. Especially if it means not having them corrupted by...everything that is Alfred F. Jones.

[waitforsuperman]

Hey, I'd be a great uncle!

[remylee]

It's weird that everyone jumped right over the idea of 'babysitting' straight to 'kidnapping.' This is a strange town we live in...

[waitforsuperman]

I know right? It's crazy.