Please Stop Nomming Your Girlfriend's Head.

[vintage_fish]

Today I began genomic DNA extraction of five fish which we will use to determine if the transgenesis I have been trying to achieve has been successful

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[ryshad]

not to be horribly crude, but i could imagine such turn of phrase in, say, porn...
"Dude! Spit her out!"...
yes.

[ryshad]

ok, yes, horribly crude. my bad.

[_counterculture]

But..but..NOM!

[vintage_fish]

*covers head*

I'll nom you back! And you know it!

Wait.

That's.... That's not much of a deterrent, is it?

*smile*

[pusifoot]

You know, your subject line is equally appropriate to an anecdote set in my living room.

Please be wary of my head-nomming husband.

[vintage_fish]

I shall indeed be cautious!

See, Fish E didn't make it. But somehow I don't think your husband would nom my head with that much.... um.... intent to consume? I mean, well, he'd rather keep me around, right? If you're not sure, can we work something out like the jazz hands? Pleeze? ;)

[_counterculture]

Uh..NOM!