that's right! to st. petersburg, florida. this may! I cant wait!! who wants to come sit on the beach with me? you know you want to visit... :)


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she came to us wednesday, curled up in a red, wicker basket the size of a soccer ball. her whole body was cold, rigid and wet. the bones and ligaments of her back left leg were bare, and there was barely a drop of blood left in her body to keep the color in her torn musculature. she smelled vaguely of infection and urine. closer inspection revealed ( Read more... )

so hooray for all capital letters! I'm using the name Fiver, for the sake of keeping my real name out of things. this is the press release!

"Go.:San Francisco's Only Revolving Collaborative Monthly Arts Event Series"SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Go. - a monthly, curated, cross-media collaboration series - returns to Varnish Fine Art Gallery this month on ( Read more... )

this has already come in handy twice today... something tells me this must have been created for totally unhip white folk like me..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

so, were in the middle of moving to a new apartment and just discovered that a bunch of mice made a home in one of my suitcases. there's a whole bunch of babies. I cant leave the suitcase here, but I dont want to just dump them out and let them die. I dont know what to do. some of the babies are probably a few days old and some are a bit older, but ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, I dont know where I found the link to this, but:

http://www.thefunny.org/easter.php


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