061. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I haven't been home in way to many days. Vicodin supply is decent. Nurses are still in that hazy 5 to 7 on a ten scale. I think that in case of an emergency I'll be stashing some Penthouse magazines in my office. And a temperpedic pillow.

Whether or not this late night movie madness is a curse or someone else's booboo (wouldn't be the first time),

Comments

[eiremagic]

I like zombiAIDS.

Probably had something to do with all the fucking kissing that went on before this started up.

[vicodincrutch]

You would.

It's too rapid for that. Then again. Magic is the cop out word thrown around.

[eiremagic]

I wouldn't know.

[vicodincrutch]

Tell me another one. Isn't this your neck of the woods?

[invocadora]

Sir, I won't pretend to know what the more technical terms you mentioned mean. But there is something from Spira called holy water that slows the process of zombie status there, if the stories are right. I have some, if you are being asked to help people.

1/ 2 cry Yuna i'm sorry. ;-;

[vicodincrutch]

And this "holy water" can be applied to vampires, werewolves and possessed people.

[vicodincrutch]

Tell me is it the hydrogen that is the holy part? I mean. H and H? But then that would be H2O2.

[invocadora]

In Zanarkand there are undead who inflict zombie status on travellers. Holy water has the power to reverse the effects entirely there. Not so much here, but it helps.

No. Call it magic, Sir.

[elevatorwarrior]

So they get a little pale...

[vicodincrutch]

Yeah. Step one. Wow, you can read.

[elevatorwarrior]

Yeah, sure, if you ignore the fact that wasn't what I was talking about. As far as I'm concerned, I was alive the whole damned time.

[vicodincrutch]

Oh so we happen to be talking about two separate, City-wide recent medical crisis that have a necrotic state? I hate to be the last one to know.

[mojomolly]

Reggae Mortis. That needs to be a category.

[vicodincrutch]

Unfortunately there is no connection to plant life or Calypso. Shucks. Maybe if the infected subjects were exposed to those factors.

[mojomolly]

Logic in this place? Guess we all try to control what we can.

I'm Molly. Who are you?

[vicodincrutch]

I am the master of my universe.

Doctor Greg House. I haven't been to the mall for an Orange Julius. That's probably why we've never met.

[do_you_bleed]

Them nurses need any help?

[vicodincrutch]

Yes, especially that of a plastic surgeon.

[do_you_bleed]

Aw, damn. I guess I'll just hallucinate some more sexy nurses, then.

[vicodincrutch]

Define sexy?