This is why I don't do my own grocery shopping.

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I know I haven't posted anything of significance in a while but I feel this info should be shared so that others can learn and grow. Therefore I would like to use this journal entry as a means to apologize to some of my co-workers for being insensitive to their disabilities. I just assumed they were just random, jealous, lonely old whores, ( Read more... )

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide Ft. Reba McEntire
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Video description: Andy and Reba are an item.I haven't laughed this hard at a SNL video since Dick in a box

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So you just sit around poking bitches all day huh?

This educational Video covers, drugs, sex and sexually transmitted diseases the Chapelle Show way.
Sing with me Everyone:
You don't under stand
I make love to my hand
So I don't need you honey
I beat my dick like it owes me money

My friend just told me she had a psychic reading and cleansing by some spiritual medicine man and she feels the best she's ever felt.  When I asked how much it costs she tells me that it usually cost a hundred dollars a session but this man doesn't charge her at all because he claims she is family.  When I asked why she said he saw that she would ( Read more... )

Wow!

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