14 October 2022

[verydemanding]

After reading recent issues of The Prophet, I am beginning to think I'm far too qualified to work at the Ministry. I know they will be tearing down my door after I leave school and head forward into the adult world, and I don't know if I will have the heart to turn them down. What a dilemma.

If I worked at the Ministry, that awful murderer would

Comments

[celkin]

Why are you too qualified?

[verydemanding]

Chloe!

Isn't this something you'd rather have me answer in person?

[celkin]

No. I can't wait that long. Tell me now!

[verydemanding]

It wouldn't take me long to find you, Chloe! I know where you like to linger.

[rathereffable]

I shall be Minister for Magic one day. But surely, dear, it would be your duty to listen to the will of the people? A good leader is a good servant, after all.

[verydemanding]

Edward!

I wouldn't mind being your servant, that's for certain!

[rathereffable]

Slughorn! Sabrina!

In that case, I do hope you know how to make good scrambled eggs.

[verydemanding]

I can learn.

[buttonholed]

And the Falcons will be tearing down my door. You are insane.

[verydemanding]

You'll be an excellent professional Quidditch player, Nicholas! I have faith in you.

[buttonholed]

I don't have any intention of being a professional Quidditch player. I was just taking the piss.

[smithami]

Horace Slughorn couldn't take over the operation of the Knight Bus, let alone the Ministry.

[verydemanding]

I don't listen to the opinions of sixth years, little Gryffindor. I'm so very sorry.

[smithami]

That's because you're daft.

[firstoutfirstup]

HAH- You're funny, Sabrina! You should become comedian instead of working for the Ministry!

[verydemanding]

Do you really think I'm funny, James Potter?

[firstoutfirstup]

You're certainly making me chortle and chuckle with extreme amusement right now.