8 month preg woman gets in bar fight....almost

[vernacular_life]

Went to see Matisyahu last night for what will undoubtedly be my last pre-baby live music experience.

I went expecting to see a Hasicic Beatboxing Reggae artist. 
I did not expect to see a crowd surfing dwarf .
Neither did I expect to nearly get into a fight with an a-hole who tried to push me out of my 'viewing spot'.

Comments

[monkeysmama]

That's so kickass!

btw - who says "have you seen the size of my ass"? WTF? Random!

[vernacular_life]

I only wonder how much of a badass I'd have been if it was a year ago and I'd had a few Jack Daniels in me. Whoohoooooo!

I, too thought that was pretty odd for that guy to say. He was kinda big, but not THAT big. Kind of what I'd describe as 'husky' but not fat.

and I COULD have responded, "well, have you seen the size of MY ass?!" 'cause it certainly needs its own zip code these days :P

[monkeysmama]

Word - my belly is pg with just one baby, but my arse seems to be having triplets.

[go_dawgs]

Daaaaaang, girl. You got it going on ... and I can finally use this hilarious avatar I've been holding for a while. ;)

[vernacular_life]

I'm sure I used the 'head swivel' when talking to The Ass. I think its a unconsious reflex :P